This story has absolutely no point but I still wrote it. Why? Because I was bored that's why. And if you don't like it I really don't care because it's not like the world's going to end or World War III is going to start. The sun still shines, the grass is still green and life goes on. And oh yes: I DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT OWN NARUTO.

Water and Sand Should Not Mix

Gaara was in a very bad mood. End of story. Well he always was in a bad mood but then again this was a very bad mood we're talking about so… How do we know he's in a bad mood? Well let's go through the highlights of the day.

#1.Someone decided to dump water outside their window and guess who was strolling under? CONCLUSION: They died.

#2.A few people (Notice the word people is underlined.) decided to do have a water fight. Guess who was in the way. CONCLUSION: They died.

#3.Some people decided to have a water gun target practice. Guess who was the target. CONCLUSION: They died.

The only highlights to the above were that they died. Now let's see what Gaara is thinking right now.

"What's with all the f$$$ing people of Konoha and water? For f$$$ing god sake I was soaked for THREE F$$$ING TIMES BY THOSE F$$$ING IDIOTIC BASTARDS! Thanks to those F$$$ING F$$$ING idiots I never want to see so much as a drop of f$$$ing water. If I get drenched one more time I swear----"

We'll stop listening to his thoughts now because it has just started to rain and Gaara has just let loose a flood of swear words that are not appropriate for this rating. Now we will fast forward a few minutes as he storms into his room just as it stops raining. NOTE: We are now listening to his thoughts again.

"OH THAT'S JUST F$$$ING GREAT! It f$$$ing stops raining as soon as I f$$$ing get home. That is so f$$$ing nice. I can't f$$$ing wait to get back to Sunagakure where it's dry and full of sand."

And he went on and on about how dry and unwet Sunagakure was so we'll stop listening because it's very boring. Now after a few minutes he has cooled down a bit (Though he still is holding a grudge against a certain element.) We would go back to listening but now Temari has decided to knock and intrude.

Gaara stared at his sister. "You do know after you knock you're suppose to wait for permission. And why are you in my room in the first place?" A/N I didn't know what to call Temari as a relation to Gaara so…

"We are going to a place where you will like. Trust me on that."

"How do you know that I will like it?"

Temari sighed annoyed, "Because there's a lot of sand. And DON'T say you don't like sand because I know you do."

"And just where is this place full of so much sand that I will like it?"

"The beach."

"As in probably much more f$$$ing water as there is sand?"

"Uhh… I guess."

"Then no I do not want to go to the f$$$ing beach. Now get out of my face."

Now that Temari has left his room we can over hear her talking to Kankuro.

"Kankuro why doesn't Gaara want to go to a place where it's full of sand?"

"… Because he's a little brat."

"Than why does he hate water?"

"Temari please don't talk to me about that offending f$$$ing element that apparently is determined to make my life miserable."

THE END