I think that I am Freaking the Freak out chapter one:

Andre's POV:

"Dre?" asked Beck.

"mmhmm?" I replied as I busied myself with the disgusting task of untying a gum-blood soaked Trina.

"Remind me again why I had to get up at 8 a.m. to drive Robbie and You to Bakersfield to get Freezy Queen for Tori?" he asked with a smirk.

"I dunno, she's been stuck with Trina all weekend I thought we should do something nice for her." I replied truthfully.

"Nice shouldn't include gum blood!" shouted Robbie, or maybe it was Rex (regardless it's the same person talking.)

"Relax Robbie," Beck said knowingly, "Andre's just got the hots for Tori" he continued while raising his eyebrow.

I pounded my fists into the table, Trina lay forgotten and asleep to the side
"I do not have the hots for Tori. We are just friends!"

"So you don't mind if I help Robbie ask Tori out?" asked Beck.

I turned to glare at Beck and then Robbie.

"what? She's super-hot" said Robbie.

Out of some strange reflex I reached out and punched Robbie in the shoulder.

She's not just hot, she's gorgeous. Her dark brown eyes, her wavy hair draping over her perfect, tan body- What the hell are you thinking Andre? She's your best friend. Your best friend with the amazing voice, long eyelashes, and dancers body. Shit! Maybe Beck's right? No. No definitely not.

"Dude what the fuck? What is wrong with you?" Robbie asked while he rubbed his arm

"Sorry. Reflex, but shut up Tori could hear you." I said

Beck looked down at his phone.

"Umm I don't think you have to worry about that, Jade just texted me saying she took my car keys and her , Cat and Tori went down to that Karaoke bar for...revenge? And we have to take care of Trina! Ugh!" Said Beck

"No way!" said Robbie.

"Whatever let's just untie Trina and lock her in her room." I said.

My friends grumbled in reluctant agreement, and after twenty minutes Trina was once again asleep, and locked in her room.

"Andre, since we are stuck here do you want to order a pizza?" asked Robbie.

"Yeah Robbie and I will even walk to pick it up…as long as YOU stay here with Trina," said Beck.

"Fine, but you better get half Hawaiian," I said.

"That is so not kosher. Can one be vegetarian?" asked Robbie.

"Sure," said Beck, "but I thought that Mushrooms gave you nightmares."

"haha they do," said Rex, "but that's not at as weird as a Hawaiian Pizza."

"The man loves his pineapple and ham" said Beck.

"True chiz," I said with a laugh.

After Robbie and Beck left I found myself wondering around the upstairs portion of the Vega residence I realized that I had never been allowed up here thanks to Tori's cop father.

I passed the sparkly-purple door that I knew led to Trina's room and saw a pale blue door that I assumed was Tori's room. I checked my phone and saw that it was about 11:30 and that Beck and Robbie wouldn't be back until about 12:15. I pushed open the door and was greeted by the familiar scent of Tori's floral perfume. The walls were covered in posters of Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry as well as song lyrics and pictures of her with friends. There were clothes spilling out of drawers and sprawled across her floor; jeans, T-shirts, lacy thongs, hoodies and—whoa, never would have pegged Tori for a thong girl. I thought as I felt my pants tightening at the thought of Tori wearing one of them.

Shit, I need to get my mind off of that. Wait why is that so damn hot? She's just my friend. Or is she? Ugh! I gotta get my mind off of this mess.

My eyes immediately noticed her laptop sitting on the corner of her black wrought-iron bed. Perfect, I'd just go online and get my mind off of everything.

I opened her computer and saw an open IM window.

Hmmm…

XlittleXredXunicorn: So… Who do you like, I told you who I like, now tell mee! (I could basically hear Cat whining.)

LatinaXSongstress92: Telling me that you think that, that one boy from iCarly is cute isn't the same thing, besides I don't know if I actually do like him.

My started hurting.

Who the hell does Tori like? I wonder who she's wearing those lacey thongs for. Dammit enough with the thongs! Since when am I jealous?

I continued reading:

XlittleXredXunicorn: it is the same thing and maybe you and him, and me and Teddy can go on a double date.

LatinaXSongstress92: First off the guy you like's name is FREDDY and he lives in Seattle.

XlittleXredXunicorn: Oh phooey! One time my brother went to seattle… he got slapped by a little girl."

LatinaXSongstress92: …why?

XlittleXredXunicorn: He tried to eat her charm bracelet. Who do you like?

LatinaXSongstress92: I don't know!

XlittleXredXunicorn: I'm going to guess. Is it; Orlando Bloom?

LatinaXSongstress92: No.

XlittleXredXunicorn: Johnny Depp?

LatinaXSongstress92: No. It's not a celebrity!

XlittleXredXunicorn: Robbie? Ryder? BECK?

LatinaXSongstress92: No. No, and NO! If I tell you will you stop bugging me.

XlittleXredXunicorn: yes, but hurry I'm in suspense.

So am I little red, so am I…

LatinaXSongstress92: I think I like Andre…

Sweet!

I suddenly heard footsteps behind me and the scent of hawaiian pizza filled my nose. I quickly closed out of the chat and turned to see Beck and Robbie both staring at me. Beck laughed.

"So you finally figured it out?" he asked smugly.

"figured what out?" I asked.

"That Tori's crushing on you."

"How does everybody know this?"

"Because we see the two of you while you both are working so hard to pretend not to like eachother." said Robbie.

"Well I feel like an idiot." I said.

"Hey moron, you owe me $8.75 for pizzas" said Beck with a laugh.