Squad Zero: the secret squad

By Queen of Crack

Chapter one

Youruichi shihouin was running, searching for three, very high, spiritual pressure. She was sent to the human world by the so-taicho, Shigekuni Genryusai Yamamaoto. The year was 412 (old huh) the time in japan was very close to, well, ancient times though the continent was full of peace. As she got close the spiritual pressures she could hear the faint crys of what sounded like…babies? 'What are babies doing in the middle of the woods' Youruichi thought to her-self once she close enough she spotted 3 tiny little babies lined up in a row 'thank Kami their still alive' she thought as she picked up the middle one she had black hair and one onyx and one caramel eyes ' how peculiar but so ADORIBALE!' She looked at the other two one was laughing, she had caramel hair with honey yellow eyes, at how a butterfly was perched on her nose "Aww-" –squash- the butterfly never stood a chance Youruichi shivered 'such blood lust in that one.' The other one, the first one in the row, was sleeping looking irritated maybe how the other one was laughing so loud she had white-silver hair with violet and emerald eyes and looked to have a little drool on her lower lip. Suddenly Youruichi smelled blood and looked to the left to see three corpses which had looked to males three males that looked eerily similar to the three baby girls "oh god" she said clutching the one she was holding to her chest when she heard the sound of crinkling paper, it was then she found a note attached to the baby the note said

"Hello to anyone who finds our children we are Hitsugaya Naminei, Kanna Kuro, and Ichimaru Ryoshima. These girls are extreamly important to the world but do not belong in our time dear angel who finds this please we beg of take care of them!

The first one you will find is Tenshi she is the most powerful almost, if not, as powerful as Amaterasu, the sun god, she will be the leader of all of you angels up there. The only problem is, is that she is the angel among demons, destined to keep the evil of Akuuma away. She loves her sleep if you can't tell she will fall asleep anywhere, the priestess says that she was the quietest baby she had ever delivered. She was born one month before the middle one and two months before the last one. As I am writing this her brother is sitting on my lap they look so much like each other

The middle ones name is Tora she is the most perverted one out of the three, she is as powerful as the third one. She is the most care free out of the bunch and the most drunk one. She is the demon among angles destined to cause turmoil for her friends and enemies. She, like her father, loves boobs nobody knows why 'sounds like soi fon' youruichi thought with a laugh The priestess say she was a smiling and trying to grab their boobs they were laughing when I said she sounded like her father. Tora is an only child as expected all of their fathers had died from either demons or of starvation of something or another.

The third one is chi she is the most sadistic of them just like her oka-san. Chi is as powerful as Tora. She will kill at any chance she gets no matter what or who it is. She is the balance of heaven and hell. If she is too get out of control her eyes will turn red and the only way to stop it is if someone is to defeat her or her true love is to kiss her. Chi is the youngest of the family her brother is five years older than her.

So please dear angle take care of the future of the world for there is very much evil coming soon and it will begin in treachery

Thank you dear angel"

As Youruichi read and re-read the letter over and over again she thought 'well old man Yamma did want me to find these three spiritual pressures and I did and besides Me and Soi-chan did want a kid maybe these girls are part of our existence and hopefully yamamoto will take tenshi and Jushiro did want a daughter maybe this could work out for the best' As Youruichi gathered up the three bundles of 'Joy' she heard the the wind blow and a soft 'thank you' was heard.

Youruichi was in the soul society one baby on her back one on her front and the ladt she was carrying. She got odd stares form everyone as she walked to the first squadrons she got a pit of nerves in the pit of her stomach 'what if he says no?', 'what if no one will take them?' these questions ran through her mind no doubt the captains and her lieutenant, her lover, soi fon were in a captains meeting. She stopped just outside the meeting room hesitant. In only a few short hours she had grown a bond between the three little girls and it would be a terrible lose if they were to go back to the human world. Taking a deep breath she entered and was reacquainted with stares and a 'aww' of a unidentified woman "captain Youruichi" said yamamoto "what did you bring back? Did you find the three spiritual pressures?" "yes captain yamamoto these three little one were the spiritual pressures I found this letter on them please read it you will will understand then" youruichi said handing the letter to yamamoto who in turn read and re-read it over again "hmm it seem we have a problem then who would take care of these three little one" "I would like to take care of Tora and Jushiro could take care of Chi but I have no clue who so ever would take in Tenshi" "hmm" "Shigekuni-kun?" said the unidentified women said she was beautiful she had long black hair with gold eyes "yes koi?" "I always wanted a daughter but because of my illness we couldn't have one and she is perfect please Koi? Please?" "nina-chan You could have told me you wanted a child. If it pleases you then yes we could take care of her…come to think of it a daughter would be nice" Yamamoto said with a soft smile and a loving gaze sent to the women "oh Thank you so much husband" Nina said, youruichis mind backtracked on the new found information,taking the baby girl from Youruichi's back nina and Yamamoto looked at their new daughter cooing at it lovingly as Yamamoto put a hand on his wifes shoulder and looked surprised as Nina handed him the baby girl and winced as the babby curled up in his beard that was at medium length and glared at everyone who chuckled at the scene "youruichi-chan?" "Yes soi fon-kun?" "do you really want this baby?" "oh yes so much soi fon-kun I've always wanted a baby" "if this is what you want" "thank you soi fon here hold her, her name Is Tora and you will love her as much as I already do" youruichi said putting the baby girl into soi-fons arm and the little girl tugged on one of soi fons braids making her wince "jushiro your little girl is chi she is blood thirsty but that's not really a bad thing it'll help her destroy her enemies" youruichi said handing the final baby girl over to her new daddy" "thank you youruichi Ran-chan will love her very much"

And with that everyone was happy three family's had a new member to add to Christmas card and family albums but my dear readers (if there is anyone who is reading this) that is not the end for there is more to learn in the distance future

NOTE: I do not and will not care if anyone review this is just out there for people who want a change to bleach if you do review please no burns for this is my first time. Though it would be nice to read what people think about my writing and how my brain works. Thank you!