A/N: Rated T for… something, no seriously, I'm a dumb bitch with swearing problems and no social life. I decided to do this crossover because:
a)I love Steven Universe and
b)I love Vocaloid. There, that's my two cents.
I haven't seen ANY crossover between these fandoms and that makes me really sad. :'(
This is based off the show with some minor changes (I replaced the SU characters with Vocaloids for example). Also, this is my first story, so expect crap. R&R or whatever.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Steven Universe or Vocaloid! Repeat – DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF ANYTHING!
P.S. My writing sucks! ENJOY!
Chapter 1: Gem Glow
A high pitched ''NO'' echoed loudy through Crypton City. ''This can't be happening!'' A young, blond boy squeals, grasping his spiky, blond hair. ''This has to be a dream! Yohio! Yohio! Please tell me I'm dreaming!'' He pleads desperately while holding on to a blond teenager.
''Get of me kid, I'm stocking here.'' The teen, Yohio, shakes him off and walks away, leaving the younger blonde sliding on the floor. ''I'm sorry Len.'' Said a green-haired girl sympathetically, leaning on the counter. ''I guess they stoped making them.''
The boy stood up with a look of horror on his face. ''Stoped making them?'' He turns to the greenette, Gumi, distressfully. ''Why in the world would they stop making frozen chocolate bananas?! Their only the most delicious dessert ever made. Don't they have laws for this!''
Yohio walked to a nearby shelf, taking bags of apples out of a box. ''Tough luck, kid, nobody buys this stuff anymore. I guess they couldn't compete with frozen raw loins.'' He says, looking at the freezer containing said product. The boy groaned in annoyance. ''Not raw loins. Nobody eats that. It tastes gross. Kids these days. I tell ya what.''
Yohio laughed mockingly. ''Well, if you miss your ice cream so much, why don't you make some with your magic belly button?''
Len turned to him angrily. ''That's not how it works Yohio, right?'' Len pulled up his shirt, touching the pink mineral on his stomach before sighing. ''Oh sweet chocolate bananas, with your sweet chocolate coating and your fresh banana taste. You were too good for this world.'' He whispers the last statement, hugging the frezzer.
''…Uh, Len?'' Gumi butted in, giving him a stare. ''Do you wanna take the freezer with you?'' Len simply nodded, eyes shining.
The boy smiled as he raced back to his house on the beach, humming a tune. He carried the freezer on his back. ''Hey, guys! You won't belive thi-AHH!'' Len was interrupted by a centipede-like monster jumping at him.
He screamed, trying to hold it away when a whip suddenly wrapped arond the creature, hauling it backwards. ''Hey Len.'' A short-haired blonde girl with a bow greeted casually, thowing the creature backwards, over a twintailed, teal-haired girl attacking sevral of them, while moving in a gracefull fashion. While another tall, short-haired brunette woman, broke them in two with her gauntlets.
''Awesome.'' Len commented, putting down his freezer. ''What are these things?'' He said, surveying the scene. ''Ugh. Sorry, Len.'' Apologised the tealette, grabbing one of the the monsters. ''We'll get these centipeedles out of your room. We think they were trying to get in the temple.'' Len walked over to the girl. ''Aww, you don't have to get rid of them, their really cool.''
He jumped back quickly as the centipeedle spat acid at his feet. ''Uh, guys!'' The bow-haired girl, Rin called. ''These things don't have gems!'' She said destroing another one. The red woman, Meiko walked up to Len. ''That means there must be a mother somewhere near by.'' She said nonchalantly before punching another centipeedle away.
''We should probably find it before anyone gets hurt.'' The tealette, Miku stated.
Len's eyes lit up. ''Oh, oh! Can I come too? Can I? Can I?'' Miku turned to him. ''Len, until you lern to control the powers in your gem, we'll take care of protecting humanity. Okay?'' She said sweetly before snaping the neck of the centipeedle she was holding.
''Aw, man.'' Len turned away in dissapointment. ''HEY! Get out of there!'' He said seeing that a centipeedle has gotten into the fridge. ''Go on. Shoo! Shoo!'' The boy waved his hands, scaring the monster towards Meiko who destroyed it.
''Aw, it got into everything. Not cool!'' His eyes grew starry when he saw what was in the fridge. ''No way, it can't be. Where did you get these? I though they stoped making them!'' Len cried in excitement grabing one, as Miku closed the fridge.
''Well, we heard that too and we know their your favourite-'' Rin cut her off. ''We went out and stole them all!'' She said, sitting on the counter.
Miku shot her an irritated glance and a growl. ''I went back and paid for them.'' Meiko jumped in. ''The whole thing was my idea.'' She said, as she retracts her gauntlets back to her gems. Rin glanced at her. ''It was everyone's idea.'' ''Not really.'' Meiko replied.
''All that matters is that Len is happy.'' Miku imputed, ending the argument.
And suddenly, Len breaks out into a song.
''We are POPCANDY! kimi ni mo hitotsu
We are POPCANDY! beri hapii!
We are POPCANDY! sumairu ga hora
niau kara ukiukkii!
aa nigate na suugaku no shukudai mo!
mama no otsukai mo! ofuro souji mo!
''juutousei'' no watashi wa itsudemo
gaman o shite bakari dakedo chigau honto wa!
We are POPCANDY! suteeji no ue
We are POPCANDY! kirameku
We are POPCANDY! hontou no kimochi
taisetsu ni ikiyou yo!
aa kmi wa donna toki mo egao de
yowasa misenai you ni shiteru kedo
tsurai toki wa meeru de yobidashi te
asa made tsukiatte kii teageru itsudemo!
We are POPCANDY! namida no ato wa
We are POPCANDY! hareruya!
We are POPCANDY! asayake no sora
Futari o terashiteru
We are POPCANDY! La La La…
We are POPCANDY! La La La…
We are POPCANDY! La La La…
We are POPCANDY! La La La…
We are POPCANDY! kimi ni mo hitotsu
We are POPCANDY! beri happii!
We are POPCANDY! sumairu ga hora
Niau kara ukiukkii!'' Len finishes his song, and everyone breaks out into a chuckle.
''I can't belive you did this.'' Len said, smiling at Miku. ''I'm gonna save these for ever… After I eat this one.'' He says, opening up the packet, puling out the banana, and crumbling the packet. ''Hello, old friend.'' He bites the tip. ''Oh, so good.'' He sais breathlessly, a faint glow forming on his stomach, and the gems stared.
''Um, Len?'' Rin intervened, as Len looks down, pulling up his shirt. ''Wha? MY GEM!''
''Quick, try to summon your weapon!'' Rin yelled. ''I don't know how!'' As the glow begins to descend, Len starts to panic. ''AH! It's fading! How do I make it come back!'' Miku puts her hands up, trying to calm him down. ''Calm down, Len. Remember to breathe. Don't try to force it.''
''Yeah, and try not to pass out either.'' Rin said, amused, when Meiko jumped in ''Please don't.'' As the fading ceased completely, The Vocaloid Gems collectively sigh. ''Aw, I was so close this time.''
Len places the banana back in the fridge and glaces at the others, ''Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?'' He asked them, and Miku raises her hand in excitement. ''Oh, I'll go first!''
Len and Miku are now at a large tree on a hill. ''Pay attention to these petals, Len.'' Miku raises her arm slightly for her teacher stance. '' The petals' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet.''
Len stares at her puzzled, not understanding what she was saying. ''With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!'' The gemloid grined at him, summoning her spear out of the pearl on her forehead. ''Like so''. Len stays quiet while picking up some petals and looking at them with confusion.
Len is hanging out with Rin at the Big Donut, and, while Rin is eating a donut, Len is trying to 'summon' his weapon. He throws the petals in the air and Rin takes note of this.
''Did Miku tell you the petal thing?'' She asked, rolling her eyes. ''Yeah, I need to practise really hard, so I can dance like a tree?'' He said, glancing at her. ''Why?''
''Look Len, all that practising is boring and it never works.'' She takes a bite. ''Whenever I need my weapon, it just happens.'' To demonstrate, she pulled out her whip from the amethyst on her chest. ''See what I mean? You don't have to practise at all! Just do it!'' (UNINTENTIONAL SHIA LABEUF REFERENCE PEOPLE! WE HAVE AN UNINTENTIONAL REFERENCE!) :)
At this point, Len was even more confused. He hoped that Meiko would have a solution. He was wrong.
''So I'm supposed to work hard and not care at all at the same time?'' The young boy questioned, confused and hoping for a better solution, they were currently at the top of the Crystal Temple near the light house. ''Yes.'' Meiko simply answered.
''Or,'' she started once more. ''You could link your mind with the energy of all existing matter. Channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem, which results in…'' She held up her hands, as her gauntlets appeared from the garnets on her palms. ''At least that's my way of doin' it.''
Len had hoped that Meiko had an answer that could help him, but instead he was just left with more questions. The boy sighed, deciding to try one last time.
''I think I should just recreate what happened before.'' Len said when he had gathered all of the gemloids in the kitchen. ''So… Meiko and Rin were here, Miku was next to the fridge…'' He examined the scene, making sure everything was in place, before pointing at Rin. ''Rin, I think your arms were crossed.''
The gemloid rolled her eyes before doing so. ''Okay, your majesty.'' Len got on the floor and moved Miku's foot. ''And Miku, your foot was like this.'' ''Len, I don't think that's how it works.'' Said boy ignored her and moved on to Meiko.
''And Meiko.'' He moves her face upward. ''Uh… Yeah.''
Then he reaches into the freezer and pulls out the banana from earlier. ''Then I took a bite out of this chocolate frozen banana. Oh, wait, I sang a song first!'' He atempts to sing, but already forgot the lyrics.
''Aww, it was funnier when I knew the lyrics.'' As he finished talking, he looked at his gem and sighed. ''Maybe I'm not a real Vocaloid Gem…'' Miku placed her hand on his shoulder and spoke softly. ''Len, that's silly, of corse you are.''
''And your fun to have around, even if your gem is useless!'' Rin added, before Miku growls at her. ''I mean, your one of us Len, we're not the Vocaloid Gems without you.'' Rin corrected herself, as Meiko simply nods.
This makes Len smile again. ''Yeah, even if I don't have powers, I still have Chocolate Bananas!'' He bites into the treat happily. ''Mmmm, so good.'' He states and his gem starts glowing again. The gemloids watch in awe, as a pink shield formed in the air. ''Len, it's a shield.'' Miku gapet.
''Wow! I get a shield?! Oh Yeah!'' He cries, jumping in excitement, this causes the shield to bounce around in the room before breaking the TV, making Rin laugh and Miku to facepalm. Len glances at his ice cream and gasps. ''Chocolate Banana! I summon my weapon by eating deserts!'' He holds the frozen treat in the air, as Miku picks up the wraper. ''What do they put in these things?''
Suddenly, the ground began to rumble, as silhouettes of centipeedles pass by the window. ''What was that?'' Len asks, as Meiko runs outside, before yelling out. ''It's the mother!'' She jumps on the the roof, where the centipeedle is.
''Stay in the house Len!'' Miku yelled.
''No way, I'm comming too.'' He yelled running back to get his freezer.
As the gemloids fought off the centipeedle mother, Len fills the freezer with bananas. He plugged in multiple extention cords, before running outside, to witness the gemloids hiding behined a rock.
''We could really use Len's shield right now.'' Rin mentioned, when Len threw a rock at the monster. ''Hey! Leave them alone!'' The centipeedle turned to him while he ignored the gemloids cries.
''Frozen Chocolate Banana Crystal combo powers, activate!'' Len ate the banana, pulled up his shirt, and waited for the shield. Sweat began to form on his forehead, as it was not working.
''Uh oh…'' He whimpered, picking up his freezer and running. The centipeedle chased after him. ''We have to save Len!'' Miku cried desparately, the monster chomped of half of the rock, forcing the gemloids to duck.
''Can we save ourselves first?!'' Rin yelped in response.
''Goodbye my friends.'' Len said with tears forming in his eyes, treatening to fall any second as he shoved bananas into his mouth. ''Why isn't this working?'' He screamed. The centipeedle mother hissed at him, shooting out acid that, Len barely managed to dodge. ''Len!'' Meiko called out, holding back the mother's pichers.
Len stood up and gasped, finding his beloved freezer broken and spewing electricity. ''No, no, no, no, no!'' Len whimpered, reaching his hand forward to touch it, only backing away when electricity shot through it. ''Chocolate Bananas…''
The half-gemloid looked at the monster looming over his family. He grabbed the cord of the machine and ran towards the centipeedle. Swinging the freezer around, Len threw it at the creature. It screeched in pain as electricity shot through it's body. The boy dropped to his knees.
''Yes!'' Rin called out from behind the rock. ''Gemloids, weapons!'' Meiko commanded. The three gemloids all summoned their weapons, causing the rock to smash into tiny pieces. ''Let's do it!'' With that, they all rapidly leapt forward. An explosion surronded the area, and the centipeedle's gem fell to the ground.
Meiko bubbled it and Len burried one empty chocolate banana packet. ''Farewell, sweet chocolate bananas. I'll always remember you…'' With that, he placed a nearby leaf in the pile of dirt he built. Rin knelt down beside him ''Dude, are you crying?'' ''Only a little!'' The boy defended himself.
''Well, I guess your powers don't come from deserts.'' The amethyst gemloid snickered as Miku and Meiko walked over. ''Of course they don't come from deserts.'' Miku placed her hand on Len's shoulder. ''It's okay, Len. I'm shure one day, you'll learn to control your gem.''
''Yes,'' Meiko added, ''In your own Lenny way.''
The boy smiled. ''I'm okay guys. It's just…'' He placed his hands on his stomach. ''I think I ate too many chocolate bananas.'' The gemloids began to laugh. Len chuckled along, but then had to bend over and vomit.
Aaaaaand scene. Wow! That was a lot of work, but I finished it. I apologise for any grammar mistakes, I did this in one day.
A/N: In case you were confused:
-'We are POP CANDY ' is a Vocaloid song and Len has his cover (it's fucking adorable),
-The name of the story is Crystaloids,
-The name of their residence is Crypton City,
-Their species are called Gemloids and they all have individual names,
-And the name of their superhero team is Vocaloid Gems.
(Actually that sounds like it could get confusing).
Also if I get positive feedback or at least a lot of reviews, I might continue this fanfic. Also I didn't descibe their appearances because I wanted my readers to describe them for me (I wanna see fanart of this, so… Make fanart). If I get enough reviews, I'll do chapter 2 by next week. So let's hurry up with those reviws!