This is just a little short work of one shots i'm doing everytime I need to write some pure comedy Hetalia. There are no parings,no drama, no antagonists; just comedy chapters dealing with the stressful life of working at a convenience store :P I wrote these characters with their english dub voices in my head, so sorry sub-watchers :/ I tried to get everyone's accents and attitude right, so tell me how I did :D
I think I came up with the most interesting crew with the best possiblities, but I guess we'll see haha
Welcome to the BTT Nations Convenience Store. Here, our motto is "convenience to the customer, one way or another!"
Why drive all the way to the grocery market when you can make a quick stop at our pit stop? The Nations Convenience Store has the same brand names as the larger stores, as well as fresh coffee and pizza in case our customers are hungry too! The store is open to everyone and our staff is prepared to make your every visit one you will remember!
The Staff
"What's up losers, it's me, the awesome Prussia! I own und manage the BTT Convenience Store with France und Spain. Yea, I know, how vere those two deadbeats able to pitch in the cash to start this place up in the first place? Vell, that's not important now, so shut up und don't vorry about it! I manage the store most of the veek during the day, but since Spain sleeps most of the day, he und France split up the night shifts, but who cares about them, this is MY monologue! Anyways, I have to look over the other deadbeats who vork here: uptight England, cry baby Romano, creepy Russia, und…oh schnitzel! I forgot, I have to go brief the new employee today!"
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"Um, yes…well then. Salutations everyone, England here. Yes, I work at the BTT Convenience store, as you've probably already guessed. I'm a little low on funds right now, and I don't believe borrowing in today's economical state of the world is the smart choice to make (like a fellow nation across the Atlantic…). Its honest work and the hours aren't bad enough to make me pull off a France and go on strike, so I can't complain. It's a long way from home, but the Italian and I managed to form an agreement to split the rent for an apartment; not easy living with him, I can tell you that. What do I do around here? I run the register, make a pizza and some ice cream, make some new coffee every twenty minutes or so, the usual for a shop such as this. Working here can get on one's nerves, I assure you, as my coworkers are all lunatics. I hope this new coworker is somebody at least partially sane…"
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"Eh? Whatta the hell do you want, huh? Imma busy here, can't you see? I do the same as fancy-pants Britain, working the damn cash box, makin'a pizza and ice cream, whatever! Freakn' Prussia always yellin', freakn' Russia always-a smilin'! I cant'a stand them! But Spain got me this job, so I'm not just gonna walk away. I already do too much around here, so this new guy bettah take all the crummy jobs…"
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"Is it my turn? Right then, hello everybody! It's me, Russia! It looks like I'm still a little slow with money, so France got me this job in exchange for not completely razing his country to the ground when I become largest world power, haha. Pretty good deal, da? Prussia doesn't usually let me work the register, so I spend a lot of time stocking shelves or cleaning store up. It is fun being with England and Romano; they are funny and make me jolly. I can't wait to meet new employee, it's exciting, da?"
Next chapter is the new employee, but for now I hope I got everyone in character right, this is my first time writing these guys ^^'
Please review, this one is actually important on how I can improve :)