And it was all Matsumoto's fault
Chapter 1: Spillage in the System
Summary: It's a hot day and the air conditioners break. This leaves a very angry and possibly sick Toshiro.
This will be my first story that was planned to be a continuation story. Angel in the snow was originally going to be a one shot but then I wrote another chapter so yeah, expect more chapters with this story.
Also I saw Iba on the bus yesterday. I'm not lying. It was him from the beard to the glasses. The only thing missing was the zanpakuto and the soul reaper outfit. Now I just need to find a Toshiro look alike. Heh heh heh.
Disclaimer: One day I will own Bleach and I will force Tite Kubo to draw up all off my ideas. MU HA HA HA. But for now, owning Bleach is a no go. Waaaaaaaaa
"Taicho" Matsumoto sung as she waltzed into the office, waving her sake bottle in the air. "The air conditioners just broke" She looked around for a chair saw that the couch she usually sat on was still being replaced from when Yachiru had drawn all over it in crayon and remained standing.
The white haired captain sitting behind the desk covered in paperwork looked up in alarm. Then his eyes narrowed and he looked at the all too innocent face on his fukutaicho. She beamed back at him and it was settled. She had something to d with this sudden break down of the cool air providers which he so desperately needed.
"Matsumoto, how did the air conditioners break?" he asked in a calm tone which was sure not to last.
"Well Taicho that's actually a very funny story" Matsumoto giggled nervously and sipped her sake in a not so casual way. Toshiro glared at the sake and the busty fukutaicho quickly stopped drinking, sensing her Taicho was extremely grumpy.
"Do enthral me with the niceties would you?" Toshiro reverted to using fancy words like he always did when he was close to snapping.
"Huh?" Matsumoto stared at her Taicho. "What did you say?"
Toshiro sighed and his eyebrow twitched. "I simply asked you to tell me the story of how our division air conditioners broke"
"Oh" Matsumoto's confused expression gave way to an overly happy face. "Well uh they um fell off the wall" She said brightly. "That is exactly what happened, no lies what so ever"
Toshiro resisted the urge to slap his head with his hand and instead gave Matsumoto his "Do you think I'm that stupid?" look. "Our air conditioners don't sit on the wall. We have an in wall system (AN I have no idea what you call an air conditioner that isn't on the wall so there is my name) making it impossible for the air conditioners to actually fall off the wall"
"I was kidding Taicho" Matsumoto said quickly. "What I meant to say was that um the stupid things just shut down"
"Really?" Toshiro drawled, rasing a white eyebrow. "But you said this would be a funny story so inform me on how this is funny?" When Toshiro got especially angry, he became 'cool, cruel and collected' as the shinigami women's society had nicknamed it. (AN is that what's it's called, the shinigami women's society? I'm not really sure. If someone could tell me that would be nice)
"Well uh I just thought it was because" Matsumoto looked around for inspiration. "Because I'm drunk and everything is funnier when you're drunk"
Toshiro smirked and got up from his desk, taking extra care not to bump the desk and spill ink over the recently completed paperwork. "But you never admit to being drunk do you Matsumoto?" He walked over to his stuttering fukutaicho. "So will you tell me again what happened to the air conditioners?"
"Fine" Matsumoto dropped her act as well as her now empty sake bottle which shattered on the floor. "I'll be picking that up after I've told you about the air conditioners won't I?" She rubbed her hair and looked sheepishly at the shards on the floor. Toshiro nodded and waited. He knew that Matsumoto would begin explaining if he just stood there and glared at her. Eventually Matsumoto launched into her story.
"Well I was walking past one of the air conditioner vents, one that isn't on the roof but rather on the wall and since I was you know, drunk, I decided to poor some sake into the vent to see what would happen, because I was drunk I would never do that sober and then there was a spark coming from the vent so I ran and hid behind that antique chest you had put in the corridor and spilled some sake on it and it will probably stain and then the vent went poof and all this smoke came out of it and then I realised that I had probably destroyed the whole system and I checked the little box thingy where you turn on the air conditioner and I was right, I had destroyed it" All of this was said in one long, hurriedly said sentence. "Also it's going to be over 40 degrees tomorrow" Matsumoto turned and ran out the offie before Toshiro could freeze her with Hyourinmaru.
Toshiro stood there twitching a little as he pondered over what Matsumoto had just said. It was going to be over 40 degrees tomorrow. Matsumoto had poured sake into the entire system. She had stained his chest. It would take a while to even let someone know that the air conditioners had been broken in the fist place. He had an ice zanpakuto. He couldn't handle the heat. It was going to be over 40 degrees tomorrow. Toshiro knew he was screwed. It finally sunk in.
"MATSUMOTO!"
I know, I know, it's really short but the next chapter will be longer, I promise. Please review. Only 2 people have ever reviewed me so far. I hope that will change.