Alright, guys. Hope you enjoy it!
WARNING! This show may blow your mind!
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Anko: Heads up, maggots! Today is the first episode of Kakashi's Hot Topics! I'm Anko, the co-host. Now presenting the host… er, where is Kakashi, anyway?
Sasuke: He's late. Again.
Anko: -sigh- Oh well, we'll just have to-
Kakashi: Yo. Sorry I'm late, I just had to-
Anko: KAKASHI YOU REALLY HAVE SOME NERV YOU KNOW THAT!! I OUGHTA POP A SNAKE THROUGH YOUR ASS AND GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO BE LATE!!!
Kakashi: -sweatdrop- Take it easy, Anko. You make it sound like sexual harassment.
Anko: -steamed-
Sasuke: -twitch-
Kakashi: -clears throat- Anyway, for our first show, the topic of discussion is going to be-
Naruto: HEY EVERYBODY!!!
Kakashi: Naruto!
Audience: Naruto? -pulls out rotten tomatoes-
Kakashi: -holds up hands defensively- No, no, that's not what I-
Naruto: Heyheyhey guess WHAT Kakashi-sensei! Pervy-sage taught me a new jutsu!
Jairya: -runs onto stage and grabs Naruto in headlock- DON'T CALL ME PERVY-SAGE!
Narto: -turns purple-
Kakashi: -twitches- Uh, anyway, the topic of discussion is-
Sakura: Kakashi-sensei, have you seen- oh, there he is. NARUTO I'M GOING TO WHACK YOU SO HARD!
Kakashi: -sweatdrops- ~Note to self: Do not make Sakura mad.~
Anko: HEADS UP YOU MAGGOTS!!!
Everyone: -stops and looks at Anko-
Anko: If you all don't get off the stage and into your respective seats I will personally strangle you.
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Jairya: -leave-
Kakashi: -clears throat- As I was saying, the topic of discussion is-
Owner person: Times up! Show's over, Hatake, move it.
Kakashi & Anko: -sweatdrop-
Anko: Tune in next time!
-End Show-