PATRICK'S HORRIBLE DEATH
DISCLAIMER️
This story is pretty screwed up. I advice
You read at your own risk. If you are a fan of Spongebob this may ruin your childhood. Since it's cartoons I recommend your atleast 15 I don't really care how old you are but this may screw up the way you look at Spongebob.
️WARNING EXTREMELY VIOLENT ️
Spongebob and Patrick were playing outside as usual. The two retarded grown men rolled around on the floor and kept disturbing their neighbor Squidward. Squidward has a rival with the two. He hates them hates them very much. He hates them so much he even plans
On murdering both of them for what they've done.
Squidward was bussy trying to play the clarinet
When the two kept disturbing and laughing and making noise outside. "Dooshbags!!!!!!"
Squidward screams before rushing outside with a shotgun
Angry screaming "Alright what the fucking hell
Is going on?!!!!!!! Before Spongebob and Patrick run crying into their own houses.
When they did Squidward went back inside and went to his weapon closet and got a rope and a tie thing and some pieces of wood.
He decided he was gonna build a hang thing
To hang Patrick. He decided to choose the stupidest of the two so he chose Patrick.
The he went outside and started planing how he's gonna build the hanging thing. He plans to build it pretty scary looking. Scary looking enough to bring chills down even the toughest's spines.
He then drew and sketched and decided on how he will draw the hanging structure.
He chose the most common the hangman
Structure. It's shaped like a giant upside down
L and has the hanging string system installed
To lift the person up by pulling the string and leaving them to die.
This is what it looks like
Patrick star will be hanged on this so since Patrick is stupid all Squidward has to do is put a piece of fake ice cream somewhere on top and tell him he has to get it by putting the rope around his neck and going up. So Squidward decided to do just that. Squidward went to knock on Patrick's poop colored Rock bowl thing. He knocked and Patrick came out.
Squidward said "I got a surprise for you!!"
Patrick replied "O boy i love suprises!"
When they got behind Squidward's house there it was.
A really tall structure. Squidward told Patrick if he want to get the ice cream he must go get it
With his head and neck tied on to the rope to go up. So Patrick put his head and let Squidward tie it in the rope. Then Squidward told Patrick to stay still and before Patrick expected it Squidward with a Gulf Kart
Drove with the rope as it pulled Patrick up.
Patrick is now Hanged and left to DIE AND GO TO HELL
Stupid Dooshbag got what he deserved.
And Squidward atleast reduced the disturbance
As long as Police don't find out it was him.
He'll pretend he never knew there even was a hanging structure behind his house.
Thanks for reading this has been
SebastianGarrido2 Until next time.