This is how my story begins. I was deciding whether to eat a mint leaf or a mint candy. J.K! That is just completely BORING! This is the story of how I died.
You might be like yeah right. Like that's true. Exactly, it is true! So now start listening.
Two days ago I was walking around the park. Yes the park. I don't care what you think but I think the park is pretty chill. Except for the time a bird pooped on me. Yeah Back to the park. I was talking in my phone to my mom. All she ever blabbers about is to stay safe. Remember sweetheart ALWAYS walk on the sidewalk. NEVER text and drive. Don't be scared of wolves. And BLAH BLAH BLAH
So, I kept walking and walking and walking. Until… there was a wolf ! I don't think I have told you this before but I HATE wolves. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE AND HATE them! I think that's why my mom said to not be afraid. You might think that dogs are cute and all but NO! Wolves are the scariest things on earth! They have big teeth and they lick you and put all their poisonous slobber on you. All of it. So what do you think I did? If you thought I pet it you have clearly not been reading! If you thought I ran, you are CORRECT! Congrats! I ran as fast as the wind or at least it felt like that. I ran, ran, ran, and ran not realizing that my mind was the only thing that was running. I was FROZEN! Literally!
Well that's the end of it. I had a heart attack and died. But you might be like if you're dead how are you narrating this? Well I am narrating this from heaven. Yes heaven! So, that's all for this story. I can't wait till you come to heaven! Yes I do take signatures. Be happy.
P.S. Sorry Mom. I really should of listen to you