Dear Cock.
"Cock-chan, please be gentle." Deku-cards begged, his eyes watering as his lips parted to release a groan of pain. He didn't know how much longer he could last, his lips trembling as he shifted uncomfortably on the bed.
"Hold still, seaweed head, I'm nearly finished." Bakugon grunted, sighing as he pulled his hand away from the boy's head. He was done.
Whining, Deku-cards looked at his hair in the mirror, shaking his head with dismay. "Next time you'd better be more gentle! My head is very sensitive. Plus, you ripped a fat chunk out." He complained, unamused.
"Your mom needs a fat chunk ripped out. Oh wait, she's ded." Angry Bakugon retorted, clearly proud of himself for being a cokc.
This comment baffled the young seaweed bush, his eyebrows thicker than the Nike symbol as he said, "My mom isn't dead you willy smacker. Go fuck Naruto."
With that, Bakugon's quirk began to appear, his normally gay hair getting EVEN GAYER. Deku-cards knew now that he had done fucked up.
"Oh dear All Might plz save me. My boi, Cock-chan getting right rAzzed."
Right as he finished his sentence, Cock-chan used his ultimate move, explosive diarrhea. It was super effective and killed Seaweed head almost instasntly./1!1!
~Authors Note~
I'm back, bitches. Worse than ever before. If that was possible.