Ultimate Showdown of Final Fantasy, a final fantasy xii fanfic

Old Miguelo was hopping around Rabanastre like a big playground

when suddenly Vaan-man burst from the shade

and hit Miguelo with a Vaan-grenade

Miguelo got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Fran

who proceeded to open up a can of Fran Fu

when Balthier came right out of the blue

and he started beating up Franuille O'Neal

then they both got flattened by the Vaan-mobile

but before it could make it back to the Vaan-cave

His dead brother Rekks popped out of his grave

and took an AK47 out from under his hat

and blew Vaan-man away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Vassler Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Final Fantasy

good guys, bad guys, and some Moogles as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Final Fantasy

Miguelo took a bite out of Vassler Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Fran came back covered in a tire track

but Ashe jumped out and landed on her back

and Vaan-man was injured, and trying to get steady

when his dead brother Rekks came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Chocobo Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Miguelo sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Vaan-man stole it and he shot and he missed

and Ashe deflected it with her fist

then she jumped in the air and did a somersault

while the dead dude Rekks tried to pole vault onto Vassler Prime,

but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Baanga stare,

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Final Fantasy

good guys, bad guys, and some Moogles as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Final Fantasy.

Moogles sang out, while some played the cello,

and down from the heavens came bad-ass Penelo

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Chocobo Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Vaan-man changed back into Vaan Wayne

but Penelo saw through his clever disguise

and she crushed Vaan-man's head in between her thighs

then Gandalf the Grey

and Gandalf the White

and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

and Benito Mussolini

and The Blue Meanie

and Cowboy Curtis

and Jambi the Genie

Robocop,

the Terminator,

Captain Kirk,

and Darth Vader

Lo Pan,

Superman,

every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock,

The Rock,

Doc Oc,

and Hulk Hogan

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Penelo in her pig-tailed ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with Baangas looking on in total awe

and the fight raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

There stood Kytes in a fluffy gay sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Final Fantasy

good guys, bad guys, and some Moogles as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Final Fantasy