Title: Boy Meets Boy
Author: rose_sdream
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): PucKurt
Warning: It's going to be a looooong way to go before their actual relationship.
Spoilers: This chap up to 'Laryngitis'
Disclaimer: I do not own glee. If I did Puck, Kurt and Mercedes would have more solos and would read more fanfics.
Summary: Puck and Kurt have a history, dumpster dives were only a part of it.
Word Count: 1,363
Author Notes: This universe has Artie in a wheel chair by age 6 not 8 also Kurt's Mom "dies" when he was 8 and Puck's dad leaves when he was 8. When you see the little "flies" around "die" you'll understand later. Also, if I had the date / year wrong in the timeline , sorry :(. Any comment is a good comment. Unbeta'ed.
"Noah, why can't you date a nice Jewish girl?" this kept on running through Puck's head through the whole night. But why the fuck does it have to be DATE? I mean he's pretty sure at LEAST one of the girls he banged was a Jew or close to one. And besides he's got other things to worry about like his Baby Mama and his rep and his cougars and boobs and his awesomeness and bacon and boobs and sex sharks and Santana and girls with well ... boobs.
Spring 2000
It was pretty chilly out but there were two pre-schoolers by an oak tree.
"Kurt, do you think Quinn Fabray's pretty?" the little boy who spoke up had curly brown hair, scuffed up sneakers, and a KISS shirt that was kinda big for him was little Noah 'Puck' Puckerman. "Quinn? She's one of the best students in my summer dance class. She's kinda pretty... Why?" Little Kurt Hummel was too busy being disgusted by the sneakers his dad bought him which were completely out of place with his outfit. His hair was perfectly combed into place, he was wearing knee-length school boy shorts with black suspenders, a white long sleeved button up shirt with a black ribbon, knee-high white socks, and of course his brand new Buzz Lightyear sneakers. "Nothin'. By the way are you trying out for the sports teams this weekend? Me and Finn are." Kurt kept on glaring at his shoes while saying "Nope. But I AM going to try out for The Sound of Music and Sweeney Todd." Puck's forehead crinkled and said "You know you're the only boy in our class not trying out for sports even that wheelchair kid is trying out!" the little fashionista just shrugged and said "Well do YOU know if you do that expression more you're gonna look like a grampa before you get outta high school." Puck wrinkled his nose some more.
"Would you stop staring at those sneakers!"
"Ugh, but they look SO dumb!"
"Then why wear them in the first place?"
Kurt looked at his bestfriend and said "Noah, sometimes you just like someone else more than being a star or a fashionista."
Puck woke up with a headache. What the flying fuck was that all about? Why the hell was Hummel in his dreams? Was it a memory? Nah. Probably just some sick fluffed up nightmare.
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Later after glee.
Kurt was wearing his 'I'm a truck driving deer killing carnivore go ahead try and shoot me' outfit when Mercedes' walked up to him and said "Boy, what the hell is up with your clothes? Did that white music finally get to your brain?" Puck stayed behind because Artie had a tuner he needed to borrow, NOT because he needed to know if that dream was real. "No. Gwen and Katy are still doing beyond well." Mercedes looked at Kurt and gestured at his clothes "Last time I checked Vogue didn't say anything about trucker hats and hunter wear!" Kurt's next sentence surprised Puck "'Cedes, sometimes you just like someone else more than being a star or a fashionista. I gotta go." Kurt grabbed Brittany's hand and walked out.
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Okay not a dream so that was real?
Impossible he doesn't EVER remember being friends with Hummel!
Actually he doesn't remember anything when he was a kid either but Jesus! What the hell did that mean?
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Ugh, Spanish.
"Okay, quick review for your exams next week. Por and Para what's the difference?"
Man, Mrs. McKay was on fire last night, just because her husband was on a week long meeting DIDN'T mean she needed here pool cleaned everyday! But, come on, who says no to booze and sex?
Time to meet the Sandman then, Schuester's fucking boring anyway...
Start of Summer 2006
Same 2 boys now just fresh out of 5th grade. Same oak tree.
"Will we still be friends until we graduate?" Puck was already experiencing early adolescence so Kurt was startled to hear such a deep voice talking to him. "Probably not. I mean you have Quinn, Finn, Santana, Brittany, Mike, and Matt and the rest of the cheerleaders and Jocks." Puck looked at him at tried to absorb everything about Kurt's outfit from his Olive green ascot to his Dark brown trousers then looked at his own clothes New Kids on the Block shirt and black jeans and said "Dude why?" Kurt looked at him and said "First, I'm NOT a dude, monsieur, amigo, compadre, oba-sama, Hani-sempai, or anything but Kurt and more importantly Jocks like you and Singers like me do NOT mix..." Puck didn't want to lose his bestfriend and said "But how co-" Kurt shoved a handful of Pocky in Puck's mouth before he asked more. "It's just the way it is." Puck then wanted to ask Kurt something else "What would you look for when searching for your soulmate?" Kurt blushed everywhere and said "Um, I don't believe in soulmates but I like GIRLS who are athletic, good in singing, intelligent not too nerdy tho, kinda muscular but not TOO muscular that h-she has brain damage, beautiful, is fairly good in dancing, joyful and not self-centered...Why?" Puck was hoping that Kurt would come out to him because well hey he emphsized girls too much. But all he could say was "Nothing ... Nothing at all."
"Puck... Puck! PUCK!" Will Schuester was looking at the school stud worriedly and asked "Are you okay?" Puck looked around and he was drooling damn. "Yeah. Mr. Schue just had a rough night." Will looked at his student doubtfully but continued on with his review. "Hey Finn... Dude!" Jesus. Kid needs a brain. He texted to Finn "Dude cn i cme ovr 2 ur haus 4 tom?" 'Loser' played on Finn's phone. He texted back ":) kk." Will turned to his students "Guys, put away your cellphones. Okay, translate Miss, will you do me a favor?"
Puck knows Rachel invited Finn over to review "science", so Hudson won't be there exactly but hey whether or not Hudson's gonna be there as long as Hummel is there then he's perfectly okay with that as long as he can explain what the hell is going on. Besides he's pretty sure that Berry's gonna take the Anatomy Lesson farther than Finn thinks.
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Fall 2007
Night Time. The oak tree was now beside the new renovated WMHS parking lot. And the boys were back a little ... differently.
Puck was wearing his new WMHS VARSITY jacket over his tight white shirt that showed off his nipple ring because of the new school term "Hey Kurt..." Kurt was wearing his new Armani suit also in commemoration of their first year in High School turned to his best friend with a small smile "Yeah, Noah?" Puck looked into his best friends blue green eyes that reminded Puck a lot of the ocean. Puck has never actually kissed anyone yet and even though he knew what we was about to do was kinda wrong it just felt so right! "Um... Can I or uh..." Puck reluctantly leaned in and kissed Kurt's lips. Kurt tasted like cherries ... and it was dryer than he expected (Harry Potter that lying bastard!). They were both inexperienced but it was perfect. Kurt pulled away neither of them noticed that Kurt was holding on to Puck's face until then "Yes, Noah You can." then they looked into each others' eyes both of them were sparkling with joy and both of their hearts were beating fast and then they fell into each other's arms. Laughing.
Puck woke up panting and cold sweat had dampened his sheets. He had a headache and he felt like he was gonna puke. He looked at his alarm clock 5:29AM SAT
Finally. In just a few hours he'll finally figure this out and go to the Hudson-Hummel residence! What the fuck did Puck want to know? What the hell is up with him and Hummel? But more importantly Hummel shared a kiss with him the night before his first dumpster tossing?
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A/N: gah! *hides* one of my first fics ever. it was just supposed to be without puck sleeping and stuff but i had to insert that for some naggy reason my head was telling me seriously...i really dunno -
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