I got like, really bored and Kirby just kept popping into my head. So I caved and made this story. Hope you all like it.

The mailman came and went, bringing packages and letters here and there until he stopped at the mailbox of Alex, Alice, and Alyssa. In the window, a pair of chocolate brown eyes were eagerly waiting for the package to go into the mailbox. Alyssa had ordered something online, a rare fangirl item that she was just dying to have. The mailman drove away, and she bolted out the door and opened the mailbox. There it was, a package for her!

She squealed like an obsessed fangirl and ripped off the wrapping. It was as beautiful as she had seen online. A limited edition Kirby plush, if you squeeze it's hand, it says 'poyo!' and if you squeeze it's stomach, it becomes a small vaccuum. It was absolutely precious! Alyssa skipped around the lawn, obviously happy about her purchase. Neighbors stared, but she didn't care. Alex and Alice were watching from the inside, if this was an anime, they would have sweatdrops on the sides of their heads.

Alex wore her death note t shirt and shorts, blonde hair in a pony tail. While Alice had on a black long sleeve with skinny jeans, her black hair left as it is. Alyssa ran around and around in her black sweatshirt and jeans, brown hair flying around in the wind.

After a full ten minutes of skipping around, she ran inside to show Alex and Alice. "Guys! Check it out!" Alyssa showed them the Kirby and they thought it was totally adorable.

"Wow, I can see why you were so happy earlier, this little guy rocks!" Alex said, vaccuuming a cookie off the table. Alice held it then and squeezed it's hand. It shouted a cute little 'poyo!'. All three girls awwwwed at this.

The door banged open, and the Eds made their entrance. The door was busted again for the ninth time this year. "Sorry about the door ladies!" Double D said, Ed putting it back into place. Eddy came up to Alice and poked at the Kirby she was holding.

"What the hell is this thing?" He asked. All three girls gasped.

"It's Kirby!" Alex stated, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Still not understanding here."

"Kirby is a little pink puff ball warrior that can fly on stars, and-" She hugged it and Kirby began to suck in air. " swallow his enemies whole." She let go of the Kirby, but it wouldn't stop sucking in.

"Hey Alyssa? Is it supposed to keep sucking like that?" Double D asked, he poked the doll and then the doll sucked even more, it's mouth getting wider. The sucking began to get stronger. A chair flew into the dolls mouth and is was gone in an instant.

"Holy shit!" Eddy yelled. Double D lost his footing and grip, he flew into the gaping mouth of the doll.

"DOUBLE D!" Alyssa screamed, and dove after him. Alex and Alice tried to grab her, but it was too late. The sucking got stronger still, and they could hear dark laughter coming from somewhere.

Alice's fingers slipped and she went into the mouth screaming. "ALICE!" The remaining three yelled after her. Ed and Alex nodded to one another and grabbed Eddy. He struggled in their grasp, but couldn't break loose as they both jumped in feet first into the mouth. The Kirby then instantly closed up. The dark laughter faded and the Kirby plush disappeared.

Alyssa's POV

It was dark, like the first time I came to the cul-de-sac. There was no one else around me until I heard some dark laughter, the same one that I heard at home. "Who are you?" I yelled into the darkness. More laughter, and a large dark hand grabbed me by the waist. Struggling, I saw purplish junk coming out of the hand and onto my body. It nulled my senses until I bit the hand holding me. The owner of the hand screeched and I heard some other cries, the cries of my friends.

Diving down into the black abyss, I welcomed the incoming warmth on my skin as a small light in the distance got bigger... and bigger...

"AGH!" I sat up and screamed. "Ugh... my head." I groaned, rubbing my tired eyes with my sweatshirt sleeve. "Note to self, no more peanut butter before bed." I mumbled. Feeling beneath me, instead of matress, there was soft grass. My brown eyes shot open as I took in my surroundings. I was in a large grassy field, trees in the more far out reigons. Wildflowers bloomed and I heard some groaning out in the distance.

"Alice? Double D? Ed? Guys?" I yelled.

"Alyssa! Where are you?" I heard Double D yell from the patch of tall grass behind me. I crawled over to it, weird, my clothes feel heavier than I remember.

"Over here! Just follow my voice!" I yelled. The tall grass rustled and something red caught my eye. I brushed the grass aside and my mouth fell hard to the ground. In front of me was the cutest little puffball I had ever had the chance of seeing. It was a red kirby, with big dark green eyes and for some reason wearing Double D's hat. It blinked at me, signalling that it was alive.

"ALYSSA?" It said in Double D's voice, shocked for some reason. I blinked.

"DOUBLE D?" I said surprised, and picked up the kirby. It's skin was softer than I had ever imagined. "You... you're so cute!" I hugged him tightly.

"Can't... breathe..." He said. I loosened my grip on him.

"But how'd you get so adorable?" Double D then looked at his stubby hands and his eyes widened. He felt underneath his hat, his hair was still there.

"I don't know, but you should also look at yourself." He said. Then we heard a loud scream. It sounded like Alice. Dragging myself and Double D now walking next to me. We found Alice sitting by a stream, gaping at her reflection. I couldn't see her face, it was hidden by her long black hair. Her clothes were looser and seemed too big on her.

"Alice?" We both asked. She looked at us with wide eyes, and my eyes were wide as well. She was a chibi girl now! I also looked into the water and saw myself as a chibi.

"Alyssa? Double D?" She asked.

"Alice, you're a..." I started.

"KIRBY!" We all heard Alex scream. She came to us running, holding a green kirby with dark brown eyes, orange shaggy hair, and a unibrow. "Guys! Look! Ed's a cute little kirby!" She said, holding out Ed. He was grinning from all the attention he was getting.

"He's not the only one." I said, and pointed to Double D. Alex's mouth went agape.

"Why do you guys look like chibis?" She asked.

"You look like one too you know." Alice said.

"Guys? Where are you?" We all heard Eddy yell from the tall grass. I saw three hairs sticking out from it.

"Eddy! Thank goodness, I was wondering where you were!" Double D said. Alice walked through the brush and picked up the thing with three hairs.

"H-Hey! Put me down!" It yelled, struggling. Alice walked out and put it down. It was a yellow kirby with orange feet, the three hairs sticking up and dark green eyes. "Guys?" Then he looked at himself in the water. "WHAT THE HELL?" He screamed.

"I know, something weird is going on." Double D said. Alex picked Ed up and placed him on her head, where he settled himself, inhaling her sweet scent.

Far away, at Holy Nightmare

Two pairs of eyes were watching the group, darkness in the room. "Seems that our guests have arrived on time. Should we give them a proper greeting?" The man with thick glasses asked, the second figure nodded a yes and the man with glasses pressed a button.

Back with our little group

Eddy and Alice walked together, Ed fell asleep in Alex's arms and Double D walked with Alyssa. "Poor guy, must be exhausted." Alex said, kissing Ed on the head. He stirred a bit. Eddy rolled his eyes.

"Hey, Double D, I want to try something out." Alyssa said.

"Um, okay, what is i-" Alyssa picked him up and squeezed him, that move made him inhale and he sucked up a nearby waddle dee.

"Woah! That was awesome!" Alice exclaimed.

"Yeah, how'd you do that?" Eddy asked, wondering if he could do the same. Double D was put down, he could kind of taste the waddle dee. Not bad.

"Oh dear, that was so unsanitary! I could get some sort of disease or worse!" He panicked. Alyssa rolled her eyes.

"I think all you really do is just inhale." She said. Eddy nodded and tried to inhale, he swallowed some medium sized boulders. "Wow, already got it?" The ground shook a bit, waking Ed.

"What was that?" Alex asked, holding Ed tightly.

"I don't know, but let's try to get away from it." Alice said, and they began to walk down the field towards the large castle in the distance. The ground shook even more, making everyone feel a bit uncomfortable until- BOOOOM!

A big club narrowly missed hitting Double D and Alyssa, a shadow loomed over them. They all turned to see a big beetle with a club and sword in its hands. Alyssa tried to move faster, but her large and baggy clothing prevented that. Ed ran up to the big beetle. "GIANT MUTANT BUG!" He screamed, then inhaled. The bug was too large to inhale, but it lost it's grip on the sword and Ed swallowed it. Ed's small body then flashed and now he wore a green cap with a yello ball on the end, and he had a sword in his stubby little hand.

"Sword kirby!" Alyssa said, remembering every transformation Kirby has. Ed glared at the giant bug, and it glared at him right back. The bug got another sword from nowhere. Everyone gaped and eyes went wide when Ed started to leap in the air and have an intense sword battle with the bug. Alex ran right behind the thing and tripped it just as Ed was coming in for the final blow, piercoing the beat deep into where it's heart was supposed to be. It shreiked in pain and exploded.

Ed, now back to normal, landed in Alice's arms. She put him down and Eddy and Double D started to ask him questions like 'how did you do that?' or 'are you okay?' or 'do you think we'll get money like this?' The girls were having their own little conversation.

"Do you really think we're in dreamland?" Alice asked. Alex nodded.

"Well, I guess we're going to first have to find new clothes before searching for a way home then." Alyssa said, holding the extra space in her clothing with a fist. Alex pointed to the castle.

"Let's go there then."

"But, the king is-"

"KING?" Eddy interruppted. They all looked down at him to see dollar signs flashing in his eyes. They all sweatdropped amd sighed. "If there's a king, then theres... MONEY! LETS GO!" They all sighed except for Ed and Eddy.

"Castle it is then." Alyssa said, then they all walked off. This would be the beginning of one of the weirdest adventures yet for our characters.