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Jay's Last DingDong
Jay rang the doorbell. "Ding Dong" the doorbell said.
DingDongs were his favorite salad, too, yum.
Except not yum, because salads are healthy. So Jay waited for the doorbell to go get Near and Mello and not Matt. But the doorbell
got Matt instead. In the stead of Near and Mello who were in love. "I love you Jay!" said (V) Matt. Matt loves Jay now too, but he wasn't actually let into the room/house ever so the doorbell said thanks. Why is Jay ringing his own door bell from the inside of his house to call his friends, anyway? Does it act as a phone?
Maybe. "I'm not your shoe." the doorbell grumbled. The shoe cried a little on the inside. No one loved the shoe. And the shoe was a Jew. And the Jew was Matt.
"Get out of my shoebox, Jew Matt slave!" Jay shouted from the window which was now open and slave labor inducing muffin, what? "I'm not from/This isn't Digimon Adventures!" Matt now looked like (-_-) or whatever Digimon Matt looked like.
So Matt put on his pink fluffy apron and wen tot go bake some slave labor muffins. Delicious!
Yum! He was then shot and died painfully slowly and just painfully in general. "Don't ever come Near my house again!" D:
The End