Ok, so, evidently, I wasn't doing some of my formatting right so I had to delete and re-upload the fic with some changes. I now will only receive questions for Loki through PM. So, yeah. Here it is again!
I tap the mic "Testing, one two three, testing, TESTING!" I cough, quickly trying to regain my composure.
"Hello everybody, fanfictioners and Marvel geeks, Loki fans and wolf lovers alike. I am TheWolfYouFear, the esteemed, uh…something, and I bring to you…A NEW FIC!
"As you may know, I am quite a Loki fan, and to prove my most heartfelt Loki-tude, I have captured him for you!" I Gesture dramatically to where Loki sits duct-taped to a chair.
"We only have him duct taped for safety precautions, what with him trying to commit genocide a couple times and all, but really, I wouldn't worry. The whole genocidal psychopathic Norse god thing is beside the point. BECAUSE WE HAS A LOKI! WOOT WOOT!"
Loki is looking angry and tries to talk. "MPhGRUGWHFF!"
"SHUT UP LOKI YOU'RE RUINING MY FIC! Anyways, as a Loki fan, I know how much we all would like to ask Loki some QUESTIONS! YAY FOR INTERROGATION! And so, what that means is that this fic is entirely dependent on your lovely reviews, so REVIEW PEOPLE. I don't wanna be stuck here with a captured Loki all the time, just sitting here, making corny duct tape jokes. YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT TO US, WOULD YOU?"
Loki tries to say something yet again but is muffled by the duct-tape. "MRPHGFRHMWFF! CGFRRRRPHH!"
I nod, "I agree, no one needs to hear the terribleness of the duct-tape jokes. PLEASE PEOPLE, SPARE US!
"Well, I'm ditchin' this joint! There's nothing around here but a Loki! How lame is that? Imma gonna go play Super Smash Bros, and when I come back…THE QUESTIONING WILL BEGIN! MWAHAHA!"