SPED!

By Proctor

Ace cop Jack McClane was chasing after drug dealer Mr. Xtreme and was gaining. Xtreme jumped into
a helicopter and took off.

"Oh shoot!" said McClane.

McClane got the police to send him his own helicopter and took off after Xtreme. Xtreme called
McClane over the radio.

"Hahah! I have put a bomb on your helicopter!" yelled Xtreme in delight.

"Well yippy kai yay!" replied Jack

"Are you above 50 miles high? Now you can't go lower!" Xtreme was enjoying this!

"Well, I'm only 40 miles high." Laughed Jack.

"Damn!" shouted Xtreme into the mic so Jack's ears hurt.

Jack put his helicopter on auto pilot. He got it to go forwards for 1 minute, go above 50 then
straight down. Jack open the pilot door and stood on the side.

Jack jumped and just caught the side of Xtreme's copter.

"You're gonna die now!" yelled Xtreme.

"No. I'm the hero of this story."

Jack's copter exploded as Jack let go. Xtreme was killed in the blast which destroyed both
copters into tiny pieces. The only thing left was a parachute in perfect condition that just
happened to be at the right angle to catch up to McClane so he could put it on and save himself.

Jack McClane was then run over by a 12 tonne truck when he landed in the middle of a busy
street.