RP Sohma Household: Yuki snatchers
Hallo! This story is about me and my best friend Rei! On messaging, we role-play along with the other Sohma's and its so much fun! So I thought I put it in Story form so all of you guys could read about our random experiences! Please enjoy!
Me: Muwahah! Yuki shall be mine!
Rei-chan: No is mine! You can have Hatori!
Me: No wait Rei-chan!
Rei-chan: Oui, Nikki-chan?
Me: Why don't we unite and become the Yuki Snatchers! Muwhahah!
Rei-chan: …Alright
Hatori/Yuki: …-sweatdrop-
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: Normal talk
: Thoughts
(Author's note)
-Actions-
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Last time…at Shigure's house…
Nikki: What!? Rei you're leaving me alone with all the boys for a week!!! Not that I wouldn't mind…Yuki shall be at last be mine…muwhahah…
Rei -pretending she can't hear Nikki's thoughts-: Yes…well I wont leave you with Yuki, I plan to take him with me…And safe from your clutches
Nikki: WHAT!? Rei you can't do that! No Yuki! I'm losing you!!
Rei: Oh don't worry, you have Hatori to comfort you -draws Hatori out of fishbowl and hands to Nikki-
Nikki -quiet for two seconds-:…Eh!? Hatori?!...WATER!! -runs into kitchen and pours water into glass cup, puts Hatori in water, huge mad vein-..sorry Hatori!
Rei -quietly sneaks away with Yuki by her arm while Nikki is worrying about Hatori, Yuki by the way is tried with rope and duck tape-
Yuki: Mhmhh! Hmmh:Let me go! Untie me right now Rei!
Rei -pays no attention, escapes-
Nikki -after awhile calms down from having Hatori as a seahorse only to notice Rei has already left-: NOOOO!! REI COME BACK!!! -starts to chase after her but stops when poof! Hatori changes back…naked- Ah Hatori! Put some clothes on! -blushes but doesn't look-
Hatori: …uh Nikki…I don't have anything to wear…
Nikki: Eh?! You mean Rei didn't bring your clothes?! -surprised unknowingly turns around and sees Hatori in all his well yeah…- Ah! I'm sorry! -blushes and looks for something for him to wear-
Shigure -enters the room and sees the scene in front of him-: Oh my…Hari I didn't know you were so forward with the innocent girls! It seems my habits are finally rubbing off on you..-pulls out fan-
Hatori: Shigure I am not like you, so get your perverted mind out of the gutter…
Nikki -walks by looking for clothes for Hatori-
Shigure: My dear Nikki-chan, if you can't find anything for Hari to wear why not give him this until you can…-hands her a piece of cloth-
Nikki -looks at the cloth then back to Hatori then back to Shigure, gives him a 'your so mean' look-: Here Hatori nii-san! Wear this! -hands cloth-
Hatori -looks at cloth-:…You both are kidding right? You are not expecting me to wear this…absolutely not! (the piece of cloth is actually a curtain…color pink…heh)
Shigure: But Hari what else are you going to wear? And you should decide soon…shield your virgin eyes my dear! -covers Nikki's eyes-
Hatori: Fine I'll wear it! Just knock it off! -while trying to fix the curtain around him, Ayame walks in the room-…Oh No….
Ayame: What is this? Haa-chan starting something with Gure-san without me? How could you Haa-chan! I thought you loved me!!
Shigure: Not to worry my dear Ayaa! I will always be here to love you and do to you whatever you want!
Ayame and Shigure: Alright! -thumbs up-
Hatori and Nikki -sweatdrop-:…
Meanwhile…In New York…
Rei: Oh Yuki! Isn't this fun! All the way here in New York without any Sohma's to bother us while we are together…
Yuki: Mmhmh! Hmmhm! That's because you have me tied up! Let me go!
Rei: Now, now Yuki it isn't polite to mumble…
Yuki: I'm not mumbling! You have me tied up! Mmmhh!!
Rei: Now Yuki, you wouldn't want me to hug you in public now would you?
Yuki: No Please do hug me! That way I can escape!
Rei -leans closer to Yuki- : Hm? Did you say something Yuki?
Yuki -jumps up causing Rei to lose her balance and thus she accidentally hugs Yuki; Yuki escapes- : Yesh! I'm free!! -scampers away-
Rei:...Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yuki come back!! -cries-
Back to Nikki on a train with the Sohma's…
Nikki:…-sweatdrop and is making believe she doesn't know the Sohma's-…
Shigure: Oh Aaya! Remember that one time back in school where That poor innocent girl almost hugged you at Orientation?
Ayame: Why Yes Gure-san! She also proclaimed her undying love to me! Unfortunately my heart belonged to someone else at the time…
Shigure: Who Aaya! And how come I did not know this!? Aaya my heart is breaking!
Ayame: Gure-san my heart belonged to you of course! You are the only one I love! And tonight I will show you…
Ayame and Shigure: Alright! -thumbs up- (note: they were both screaming this to the whole train so everyone heard)
Hatori (who his back in his normal clothes T-T) and Nikki:…-sweatdrop-
Nikki: Hatori nii-san, when will we get to New York to save Yuki? I do miss him so much…hope Rei didn't force him into anything…-shudders-
Hatori: Soon Nikki soon, in the meanwhile why don't- -hears someone screaming: Divine Punishment!; sweatdrop on recognizing who it is-…
Nikki: Eh!?! Why is Ritsu here!?
Ritsu: I'M SORRY NIKKI!! I AM NOT WORTHY! I FOLLOWED YOU!! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!!!
Shigure -presses Ritsu's side, he faints and Shigure gives a thumbs up-
Nikki -slowly walks away-:…
Intercom: TRAIN IS NOW STOPPING AT TIMES SQUARE, NEW YORK. THANK YOU FOR RIDING SOHMA TRAINWAYS.
Nikki: Hatori isn't there one thing the Sohma's don't own?
Hatori: Sadly…no…
-Nikki and the Sohma's arrive at Times Square just in time to see Yuki running away for his life in mouse form and Rei sprinting at the speed to light to catch up-
Rei: Yuuuuukkkkiiiiii!!!!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!! -sprints-
Yuki -running away even faster- : Someone help me!!!
Everyone else:…-sweatdrop-
Nikki: Here Yuki come to me! I will save you! -outstretched arms-
Yuki -dashes to Nikki but before he gets to her transforms back-:Ahh!
-Nikki falls over cause of the smoke and hits her head and faints-
-Rei stops and notices Yuki has no clothes; blushes and anime nosebleed-
Yuki: Ah! Come on guys! Help me! I'm not wearing anything!!!
Shigure: Sorry Yuki-kun but we didn't bring you and extra set of clothes…-waves fan-
Ayame:…-thinks- Oh wait Yuki! I did bring this! -hands over shirt-
(Shirt says: I live for my older brother Ayame!)
Yuki:…No! I will not wear this! Absolutely not! I rather stay naked!
-rabid fan girls are ready to pounce on the poor prince T-T-
Yuki:…uh on second thought maybe I will…um now what will I do for pants?
Shigure: Sorry Yuki, your at a loss there…
Yuki:…Shi…gu…re…-very angry-
Shigure -hides behind Hatori- : Don't kill me!
Nikki -wakes up and sees Yuki, blushes and hides behind Hatori too- : Ahh! Yuki! Get some pants!!
Rei: -wakes up from hearing the name 'Yuki'-: Huh? Someone say 'Yuki'? -sees Yuki- Ahh Yuki! Put some clothes on!
Yuki: It's your fault I'm like this in the first place!
Nikki:…hm…Yuki-kun brings up a good point…
Rei: Then Nikki-chan, what would we give Yuki to wear?
Nikki -ponders on what to have Yuki wear-: I know! -takes out her gym bag which she just happen to have with her, pulls out…- Here Yuki-kun! -hands garment-
Yuki/Hatori: …-sweat drop-
Nikki/Shigure/Ayame: -innocent smile-
Rei/Ritsu:… -unsure on what to say-
-Then after a few seconds pass- Nikki/Rei: Squee!!!!!! (a.k.a. high pitched screams)
Yuki:…I am not wearing this!!!!-blushes deep red-
Nikki: But Yuki-kun, if you don't the rabid fan girls…-points to the side-…will pounce on you any chance they get….
Yuki-dreading the idea of rabid fan girls wears the…skirt-:….
Nikki/Ayame/Rei: ..Awwww! Yuki-kun you look so cute!!!
Yuki -blushing from embarrassment- : Shut up, let's just go home…
Nikki: Ah this has been fun Rei-chan but it is time for us to go, please enjoy your trip in New York! See you back home to the Sohma household soon! -hugs-
Rei -hugs back- : See you soon Nikki-chan! You too Yuki-kun! -smiles innocently-
Yuki -sweatdrop-:…
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A/N: Well that is the end of chapter one, it actually wasn't so hard to convert IM into story format, well until next time! I have to finish typing Chapter two!
Preview of Chapter 2:
Shigure: Wait doesn't anyone want to come comfort a poor man when he's hurt?!
Nikki -steals Hatori's car and chases after them, of course puts Hatori in water bowl and puts in passenger seat-
-bowl spills everywhere and distracts Nikki so she crashes thus being left behind-
Rei:...…-still running-
Hatori: I'm not paying for this.
Nikki: Wah! Tori-kun! but its your car! -sweatdrop- -tear- I lost Rei-chan and my dear Yuki...-cries-
Akito to Appear in next Chapter!