DBZ Film Festival!
Authors Notes: Yup, another comedic DBZ story by da master: Jonnie!
6:00 PM, The theatre was packed with over six hundred people, in the front row sat Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Frieza, Krillin, Piccolo, and Perfect Cell. The World Martial Arts Tournament announcer walked up on stage.
Announcer: Ahem! Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the DBZ Film Festival! Audience: CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! Announcer: Our first film is by Vegeta Briefs entitled The Eternal Struggle.
Vegeta sat in the audience and smiled happily.
Vegeta: This is a movie about how I beat Frieza single-handedly! Goku: You know damn well you didn't beat Frieza you asshole! Vegeta: Piss off crap monkey.
The movie came on the large screen. Vegeta squatted in the bathroom with his pants halfway down. "Take this you damn-dirty hemorrhoids! Vegeta closed his eyes and gently applied cream. "Ahh.delicious," Vegeta smiled.
Vegeta: WHAT THE HELL!? Krillin: Heh, heh, heh. Vegeta: You did this! BIG BANG ATTACK!!!
Vegeta blew off Krillin's head and incinerated the entire front row.
Announcer: Umm.next film is Training Day by Goku and Gohan.
Goku and Gohan gave each other thumbs up before watching the movie.
"Hello everyone," Goku began. "And welcome to the weight room." "Goku what the f##K are you doing?" Chi-Chi interrupted. "Uh, m-making a movie with Gohan." "Shame on you! You know Gohan needs to study!" "But Chi-Chi," "SHUT UP!!!"
Goku and Gohan looked at each other nervously.
Vegeta: Hah! Eat that crap monkey, and.son of crap monkey! HA! Goku & Gohan: F##K YOU VEGETA!!! Announcer: Okay now for our last film of the evening, Meditation, by Piccolo!
Piccolo emerged on screen floating near a waterfall. His eyes closed and arms folded. Piccolo: Yes! A piece of filmmaker's gold! Vegeta: More like a piece of filmmakers sh#t! Piccolo: What're you obsessed with feces? Huh? I mean you have hemorrhoids like an S.O.B. and you can't go five minutes without saying the word crap- monkey! What the hell is a crap-monkey? Do you even know that? You fat f##K!!!
Vegeta gave no answer to either of the questions and proceeded to "shoot him the birdie."
Piccolo: Oh yeah, I'm really scared of your middle finger, you fat f##K!!! Announcer: Okay that was interesting considering Vegeta isn't even fat. Anyway I hoped you all enjoyed the show and goodnight!
The End
Email me at: madms@worldnet.att.net
Authors Notes: Yup, another comedic DBZ story by da master: Jonnie!
6:00 PM, The theatre was packed with over six hundred people, in the front row sat Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Frieza, Krillin, Piccolo, and Perfect Cell. The World Martial Arts Tournament announcer walked up on stage.
Announcer: Ahem! Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the DBZ Film Festival! Audience: CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! Announcer: Our first film is by Vegeta Briefs entitled The Eternal Struggle.
Vegeta sat in the audience and smiled happily.
Vegeta: This is a movie about how I beat Frieza single-handedly! Goku: You know damn well you didn't beat Frieza you asshole! Vegeta: Piss off crap monkey.
The movie came on the large screen. Vegeta squatted in the bathroom with his pants halfway down. "Take this you damn-dirty hemorrhoids! Vegeta closed his eyes and gently applied cream. "Ahh.delicious," Vegeta smiled.
Vegeta: WHAT THE HELL!? Krillin: Heh, heh, heh. Vegeta: You did this! BIG BANG ATTACK!!!
Vegeta blew off Krillin's head and incinerated the entire front row.
Announcer: Umm.next film is Training Day by Goku and Gohan.
Goku and Gohan gave each other thumbs up before watching the movie.
"Hello everyone," Goku began. "And welcome to the weight room." "Goku what the f##K are you doing?" Chi-Chi interrupted. "Uh, m-making a movie with Gohan." "Shame on you! You know Gohan needs to study!" "But Chi-Chi," "SHUT UP!!!"
Goku and Gohan looked at each other nervously.
Vegeta: Hah! Eat that crap monkey, and.son of crap monkey! HA! Goku & Gohan: F##K YOU VEGETA!!! Announcer: Okay now for our last film of the evening, Meditation, by Piccolo!
Piccolo emerged on screen floating near a waterfall. His eyes closed and arms folded. Piccolo: Yes! A piece of filmmaker's gold! Vegeta: More like a piece of filmmakers sh#t! Piccolo: What're you obsessed with feces? Huh? I mean you have hemorrhoids like an S.O.B. and you can't go five minutes without saying the word crap- monkey! What the hell is a crap-monkey? Do you even know that? You fat f##K!!!
Vegeta gave no answer to either of the questions and proceeded to "shoot him the birdie."
Piccolo: Oh yeah, I'm really scared of your middle finger, you fat f##K!!! Announcer: Okay that was interesting considering Vegeta isn't even fat. Anyway I hoped you all enjoyed the show and goodnight!
The End
Email me at: madms@worldnet.att.net