Authors Note: Hi! It's me, Pudding! Its my first fanfic so be nice... it sucks, I know. Nothin funny in it or exciting. It'll get better I promise. And if not, well... give me flames.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Underland Chronicles. Suzanne Collins does!
Pudding: Hi! Its me! This is my first fanfic! How exciting! Well uh... anyways I'm here for a talk show with your favorite Underlanders! *Gregor peaks his head around curtain and frowns* And Overlanders for that matter! *sticks out tongue at where Gregors head just was*
Gregor: *walks onto stage* Hello. This girl captured me from my home! Someone save me before I go all rager on her!
Pudding: After the shows over I'll let you go in Regalia so you can see Luxa...
Gregor: *coughs* Nevermind. I'm good!
Pudding: Thats what I thought... Anyways... is it true you are in LOVE with Queen Luxa? i mean, you kissed in the last books so...
Gregor: Book? What book!
Pudding: Yeah. A book. *hands Gregor first book*
Gregor: OHMYGOD WHO IS THIS LADY AND HOW DID SHE- SHE IS A STALKER! *throws chair aganst wall*
Pudding: Calm down Gregor. Back to the question Greggy!
Gregor: Greggy?
Pudding: JUST ANSWER THE STUPID QUESTION!
Gregor: Is this being aired in Regalia?
Pudding: Noo...
Gregor: Ok fine. Yes. Yes to your question.
Pudding: I knew it! *jumps on couch and dances around* I KNEW IT! *calms down* Oh, and that was being aired in Regalia actually so... be prepared for Howard to kill you in three... two... one...
Howard: *walks angrily onto stage* GREGOR!
Gregor: *pales* Hiya Howard!
Howard: *pulls out sword* Grrrr...
Gregor: *reaches for hilt but finds nothing there* What the- what happened to my sword!
Pudding: Well... what if you decided to hurt me! I couldn't exactly let that happen. I don't exactly have enough money for security or a live audience. Only the cameramen and the cameras.
Gregor: OHMIGOD I'M GOING TO DIE!
Howard: I WILL KILLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUU!
Pudding: Cat fight cat fight! I wanna see a cat fight!
Gregor: But- we aren't girls, and we- him- actually has a weapon...
Pudding: DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME OR I'LL CALL THE IMAGINARY SECURITY!
Gregor: Oh crap...
Howard: *runs after Gregor* HAHAHAHA!
Pudding: Until next time! Bye! Remember: Q's and stop signs win the race!