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~Preface~
I guess I could be described as 'average' by the standards of most people. Or a freak of nature.... Hmmm I forget which one it is. I go to a small middle school, have wonderful friends, and get A's and B's on my report card. How much more normal could a person get? Well today wasn't really going to prove my point. Scratch that. The reset of my life would make me go from semi-average to wild-freak-o-nature on some weird scale the kids at my school made. Well here let me waste your time not any more withthis horrible babblling. Go on. Read already!
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Okay to add on to the whole 'normal' thing, like any other teen, I am on the computer. Don't say, 'OH! Only nerds get on the computer.' Well just so you know those sites like Myspace and Facebook are all on the, Say it with me, The computer! Like OMG! I wouldn't ever of thought of that! Woah. Back to Earth, Maddie.
But that wasn't exactly what I was doing. And that's how my social rank would slowly deteriorate. Well that is if anyone found out....
My life dream has always been to become a vet. So was I researching this job? No. Then why do you need to know this? You'll see, trust me. Well, just so you know I was on James Patterson's official website. You know the one that has all that oh-so-truthful information? Yeah, well that one.
Well, yea, umm, he is like one of the best authors in the world. Well in my opinion that is. And, amazingly enough, his phone, fax, and adress were all conveniently placed on the front page. Well you'll figure out how this ties into the story later too.