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"Come on guys it'll be fine", Maria ensured her two best friends Stacy and Torrie.
"But I hate him"
"He's so gross"
"Why do we have to go? Why can't you just go?"
"Because I don't want to be alone with three guys in a RV"
"But we hate Randy and John, just because you love Jeff, doesn't mean that we love them", Torrie said making a sick face.
"Yeah and I mean with Randy! Of all people Randy! He is so disgusting! It is like he lives, eats, sleeps, and breathes sex! I wouldn't be surprised if he rapes me, or one of us in our sleep!", Stacy said in a nauseating tone.
"Stace, I'm pretty sure that Randy isn't going to rape you in your sleep. Besides, if he tried to do anything to me, Jeff would protect me", Maria said gushing at her boyfriend.
"Yeah thanks Ria, that sure helps me", Stacy said in a sarcastic tone.
"Yep", Maria giggled as Stacy let out a small eye roll.
"Remind me why we have to go with them anyway?", Torrie questioned.
"Well since we are all going to Vince's Charity, doesn't it make sense that we all go together?" Maria retorted.
"Well yeah but" Torrie started.
"Exactly, so it is settled. We all go together", Maria exclaimed.
"No how about you and Jeff go with Randy and John, and me and Torrie go there together", Stacy replied.
"Yeah, now that actually sounds like a good plan", Torrie agreed.
"Come on guys please, I don't want to be trapped on a bus with them alone! I will be the only girl!" Maria begged.
"Nope", Torrie said quickly.
"But I thought that you guys were my friends. All I need you guys to do is this one thing for me. That is all I ask. Can't you guys just stay together or talk to me and Jeff? Besides we hardly get to see each other as it is, it would be just like the old days before you guys left the WWE" Maria said with now saddened, tear-filled eyes.
Stacy and Torrie now glanced at one another with guilt.
Before speaking Torrie let out a long exaggerated sigh. "Fine, we'll go"
"Yay! I can't believe you fell for that old trick! But there is no backing out of it now!", Maria squealed now jumping up and down clapping.
"Ugggghhhhhhhh! Maria!" Stacy groaned.
"Don't worry guys, you still have a whole week to prepare!" Maria exclaimed.
"Wait! A week! But the charity thing is in a month!", Torrie shouted.
"Yeah, but did you guys think that we would be able to drive from California to British Columbia in a week?" Maria questioned happily.
"But Maria, you didn't mention any of this!" Stacy yelled.
"Oops! Did I forget to mention that?", Maria asked in a ditzy manner.
"Yes!" Torrie and Stacy yelled at the same time.
"Oh, well you guys will be fine! Don't worry, it will only be a few days" Maria said standing up.
"Wait! Where are you going?" Stacy asked.
"I have to go meet Jeff! Bye ladies!" Maria said waving good-bye as she skipped out of the door.
The two blonde women sat there completely dumb-founded. What had they gotten themselves into?
Meanwhile, at Jeff's house...
"Hey guys, what's the score of the game?" Jeff asked entering the room.
"Half-time 49ers 24, Jets 14", John replied with he and Randy's eyes still glued to the screen as the camera showed the cheerleaders.
"Wow, you guys are pathetic. See that is why you don't have girlfriends", Jeff said half jokingly.
"Whatever man. It is a lot better to just get a quick fuck each night than being tied down to the same chick forever", Randy defended.
"Yeah or better to find some chick, fuck her for a while, then dump her when you are done with her", John states getting a knuckle touch from Randy.
"Wow, I take that back. You guys are sick", Jeff said.
Randy and John just shrugged.
"Well boys, that is all going to change", Jeff replied.
"What do you mean?", Randy questioned.
"Remember that trip that we are taking in my RV to the charity thing for Vince?", Jeff asked.
"Yes", John replied as he and Randy looked at Jeff questioningly.
"Well, Maria is inviting two of her friends. And don't worry they ARE hot", Jeff said reassuringly.
Randy and John fake wiped sweat from their foreheads.
"Great another easy fuck", Randy said high-fiving John.
"Hey, they aren't the type of girls to just jump in bed with the first guy that they see" Jeff warned.
"Oh I am sure we can change that" Randy said rather arrogantly.
"Really? What makes you guys think that, maybe these girls actually have some sort of class?" Jeff stated questioningly.
"Dude, come on, look at us" John said referring to their desirable bodies and physique.
"Who are they anyway?" Randy questioned.
"Oh, it's a surprise but one thing that I can promise you is that they certainly are hot", Jeff said not telling them who these mystery women were, fully knowing how they would react.
Randy and John just stared at him still clueless.
"Let's just shut up now and watch the game" Jeff said smirking to himself inside. Randy and John certainly did not know what they were in for.
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