Okay, here's some other random crap that I came up with in the hospital. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own death note or any of its characters.

Discovering Fanfiction

Mello sat at the computer screen, paralyzed ,with his precious Godiva chocolate falling out of his mouth. 'So this is what the world has come to…..' he thought to himself. Honestly, what in the world were people thinking these days? And of all things they had to be thinking, they had to be thinking this? He couldn't take it any longer. Somewhat horrified, he stood up and stumbled out of the room.

Near sat in his room playing with his toys, oblivious to Mello's… problem, we'll call it. Picking up his robots and setting them in a line, thinking of ways to find Kira, those were the thoughts that pre-occupied his mind at the moment. Well, you should always expect the unexpected, of course. So it should have been expected when Mello came bursting into the room.

"NEAR! GODIVA NEAR, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!" Near, having jumped at Mello's sudden outburst, calmed down and looked at Mello with a blank look. "What?" came his brilliant response. "The computer! There's something you need to see! Wait, scratch that, you don't need to see it, but I recommend you do, since it does involve you."

Near's emotionless face stared at Mello to try to see if he was lying. 'actually,' he thought, 'Mello seems more….. strained, then lying.' After the quick analysis, Near stood up and walked up to Mello who was at least a head taller, if not more. "Okay," He said quietly. "I'll go have a look." With that last sentence, Near found himself being dragged toward the computer room by a somewhat panicking Mello.

In front of the computer, Near sat staring at what seemed to be written just to insult his height and his orientation. As calm as ever, he turned to Mello. "Mello, would you mind telling me what this is?" Having said that, Near went back to analyzing the work in front of him. "Umm…. It seems like it's what fangirls these days call fanfiction….? What the hell?" Near simply nodded his head, expecting this reaction from Mello. Sighing, Near once again turned to Mello. "So," he said, "how did they find out about us?"

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"Mello, I didn't know you were cheating on me." Near, who was currently sitting on his bed reading fanfiction from his laptop, accused Mello. "No way! Where did you read that?" Mello replied, looking up from eating his chocolate. Near just shook his head and looked back to the rather….. interesting, story. "Nevermind Mello. Just checking." Mello shook his head and handed Near a piece of chocolate. "You're looking too much into it!" He announced, crawling into the bed next to Near. "Well, it's quite a thing to get hooked on. Also, I believe Kira may have a slight infatuation to L….."

OKAY! Let me get one thing straight. There will not be a continuation to this story, however, there will be more chapters! Each chapter is going to have them discover some other weird thing. I'm not gonna say anymore because I don't wanna give anything away~! Also, sorry this one was a bit short, but I still have to do hw, even in the hospital! XP Anywayz, R&R plz! XD