Castiel was out and about as he is so often. Dean had said he didn't want Cas watching him while he slept, so Cas was reduced to wandering around aimlessly
and uncomfortably. He found himself upon a graveyard. He started looking around at the headstones. He came across one with a strange and beautiful name.
Augustus Waters. He dug open the grave, because he had nothing better to do. Inside he saw the most beautiful man he had ever seen (besides Dean of
course). He immediately resurrected him. The man in the grave woke up from what would have been his eternal slumber. "What is going on here?" he said. Cas
looked at him in a puzzled manner. "Hello Augustus, is everything OKAAAYYYYYYYY?" The word struck Augustus and images of Hazel came to him. "Hazel Grace."
Augustus said to himself. What an idiot, Cas thought. "Umm actually grace is more of a blue color, it's not hazel." As beautiful as Augustus was, he sure was
dummmmb. Suddenly Augustus ran out of his coffin. He immediately found himself at HAzel's door. He knocked frantically even though it's rude to show up at
people's house without calling. Hazel opened the door. "Hazel Grace." Augustus said. Hazel took out a gun and shot Augustus. "Ain't no ghosts showing up at my
house" she said. Then she walked away with all the sass and fabulousness of a Wiinchester.