Kenshin the Red Head Fighter
(Sung to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)
#2 of the RK X-mas Carols installment
Author's Notes: If any of you are aware, I did my WK X-mas carols last year. I think it's time that I tried some RK ones this year. Depending on demand, I might or might not make more. Well, here is the #2 installment! Dunno about #3 though.
Disclaimer: This is fan fun only. Characters aren't mine, and neither are their way of thoughts.
You know Kaoru, Sanosuke,
Megumi, Yahiko,
Hiko and Saitoh,
Aoshi, Misao.
But do you recall,
The most famous fighter of all?
Kenshin the red head fighter,
(Frighter!)
Had a very shiny sword
(That _can't_ kill you!)
And if you ever saw it
(Broke it)
You would even say it's slow
(Since it's broken)
All of the other fighters
(Fighters)
Used to laugh and call him names
(Like "Battousissy")
They never let poor Kenshin
(Kenshin)
Play in any fighter games
(Like 'Kill Shishio!')
Then one foggy summer's night,
Sano came to say
(You have free food?)
"Kenshin with your 'sword' so bright,
Take me in your bed tonight."
Then all the fighters loved him,
(Kissed him)
As they took their waiting pass,
(His ass!)
Kenshin the red head fighter
('Exciter')
Will go down in history!
(Like your boyfriends!)
(Sung to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)
#2 of the RK X-mas Carols installment
Author's Notes: If any of you are aware, I did my WK X-mas carols last year. I think it's time that I tried some RK ones this year. Depending on demand, I might or might not make more. Well, here is the #2 installment! Dunno about #3 though.
Disclaimer: This is fan fun only. Characters aren't mine, and neither are their way of thoughts.
You know Kaoru, Sanosuke,
Megumi, Yahiko,
Hiko and Saitoh,
Aoshi, Misao.
But do you recall,
The most famous fighter of all?
Kenshin the red head fighter,
(Frighter!)
Had a very shiny sword
(That _can't_ kill you!)
And if you ever saw it
(Broke it)
You would even say it's slow
(Since it's broken)
All of the other fighters
(Fighters)
Used to laugh and call him names
(Like "Battousissy")
They never let poor Kenshin
(Kenshin)
Play in any fighter games
(Like 'Kill Shishio!')
Then one foggy summer's night,
Sano came to say
(You have free food?)
"Kenshin with your 'sword' so bright,
Take me in your bed tonight."
Then all the fighters loved him,
(Kissed him)
As they took their waiting pass,
(His ass!)
Kenshin the red head fighter
('Exciter')
Will go down in history!
(Like your boyfriends!)