If I Were in Charge of the World-Voldie's Version
By Houou Kazoku-Kaga
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or the musical version of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, from which the song that is parodied is from.
Okay, I was feeling particularly silly today, and seeing as about a month ago, our class finished performing Alexander, and the opening song was in my head, so I made Voldie's version.
If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel good guys
Hogwarts school days
Dumb proplecies
And Cornelius Fudge
If I were in charge of the world
There'd be pain and terror
Torment and chaos
No Boy-who-lived that gets in the way
If I were in charge of the world
A certain boy who defeated me would be so dead
And Dumbledore would be far long gone
And a person who likes to kill off Muggles
And also kill off Mudbloods
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world
If I were in charge of the world
I'd put in more darkness and leave out all the happiness
Lucius will be my right hand
And I'd kill Harry with my left hand
I'd kill off Professor Snape and I'd kill off Karkaroff
Those big traitors
I'll bring back Barty Junior for being so loyal
And I'd kill off stupid Ron and Hermione
If I were in charge of the world
There'd be no more meddling Order
Or Dumbledore's Army
There'd be basilisks roaming all throughout Hogwarts
They'd be eating all the tasty Mudbloods
If I were in charge of the world
Everyone will fear me
And respect me
And if they do not comply then I'll punish them all
By casting Avada Kedava at them
If I were in charge of the world
A certain boy who defeated me would be so dead
And Dumbledore would be far long gone
And a person who likes to kill off Muggles
And also kill off Mudbloods
Would still be allowed to be
Would still be allowed to be
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world!!!!