Hey guys back again. This is just a idea that popped up in my head and it was nagging at me all week so I decided to write it out and post it. Not gonna elaborate on it any (Still working one Divine Ones), it's just an idea I had to get out my head.
Chapter I
The Village Hidden in the Leaves. Or better known to others as Konohagakure, the hidden village of the land of Fire. Home of the Legendary Sannin, the infamous "Yellow Flash", and some of the strongest ninja ever to surface. Though the village may seem perfect, it's far from it. Why just three years ago during the Chūnin Exams, missing-nin Orochimaru, one of the legendary Sannin, attacked the village alongside Sunagakure, the Village Hidden in the Sand. The attack was thwarted, but at the cost of the Third Hokage's life. Now the village is led by Tsunade, another of the legendary Sannin. Hell, they just finished repairs caused by in a raid by ninja from the Land of Sky not two months ago. But the worst of them all was the attack of Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, sixteen years ago. The beast appeared out of nowhere and began pillaging the village. Lots of lives were lost, civilians and shinobi alike, but the greatest being that of the Fourth Hokage, who sacrificed himself to seal the demon into a baby and thus, saving the village.
But for now, the village was at peace. Today was especially a busy day. The streets were filled with villager running various errands across the city. There seemed to be a constant flow in and out of shops all around town. People went about their day without a care in the world. Just outside the village, a girl had just arrived at the Southern Gate. She wore black pants and a navy blouse that was partially hidden by the tan coat that reached her knees. She looked to be around sixteen. She had honey-hazel eyes and fair olive skin. Soulless black hair framed her face as it peeked out around the edges of her hood. She took a moment to catch her breath while taking in the sight before her. 'So this is where Naruto-kun lives.' She thought to herself. She had spent the last two months searching for the home of the world's most hyperactive, unpredictable ninja. She had VERY important business with him; business that would change both of their lives forever. As she was looking around, she noticed two men arguing at a stand just outside the gate, which she assumed to be a checkpoint. She gathered herself before walking up to the strange men.
"I spy with my little eye-"
"Kotetsu shut the hell up!" one man yelled at the other.
"But it's I'm so BORED Izumo. I gotta keep myself entertained or else I'll die from sheer boredom!" Kotetsu whined.
"I told you I'm not playing that stupid game anymore now shut up and stop whining! We're supposed to be looking out for any suspicious or threatening people trying to enter the village." Izumo barked.
"But it's boring. I'd honestly rather be running errands for Tsunade-sama than to be on guard duty." Kotetsu whined again.
"Damn it Kotetsu I swear, if you don't-" Izumo started but stop when he heard a girl's voice interrupt him.
"Um…Excuse me?" the girl said.
"Huh? How may I help you miss?" Izumo asked her.
"Yes, could you tell me where I could find the Hokage?"
Meanwhile the young ninjas of Konoha were enjoying their summer break. Tsunade had awarded them two months off after their help finishing repairs to the village and what not. She couldn't afford to give them anymore time but they gladly accepted it. Needless to say, they were enjoying every second of it. In the heart of the town, everyone's favorite blonde (figuratively speaking) was sitting at the bar of his favorite restaurant in the whole village (and possibly the world): Ichiraku Ramen. He was currently in a duel with one Chōji Akimichi over the title of "Supreme Ramen Overlord". The winner was whoever ate 75 bowls of ramen the fastest and the loser would pay for all of it. This was planned over the course of two weeks and Ichiraku was shut down for the day to focus all efforts on the competition. It was a known fact in Konoha that the appetite of an Akimichi was unmatched by anyone anywhere in the world. Unless that person was Naruto. They were both in the middle of their 32nd bowl of ramen and each showed no indication of giving up anytime soon. Teuchi and Ayame, the father-daughter team that ran Ichiraku, were working in overdrive in an attempt to keep up with the young shinobi. It's rather difficult when they have black holes for stomachs; I mean really, where do they put it all? There was even a crowd of 30 or so people that gathered around the small shop watching, some in awe, others in disgust.
Naruto found himself struggling to keep up with Chōji's '10 seconds a bowl' pace. If he didn't do something to pull ahead soon, then he was sure to loose. It didn't help that Lee was in the background preaching about how their "Flames of Youth fueled their appetites". 'Gotta come up with something quick!' Naruto screamed to himself. Ayame's voice broke him away from his thoughts. "This is too much! As of right now, the loser gets no ramen for a month! Trying to feed multiple mouths like yours is too expensive!" Something in Naruto's brain snapped. 'No ramen? For a month? That's Inhumane!' The thought of not eating ramen was completely unfathomable to Naruto. He openly voiced that he would rather spend a day in the Interrogation Division's worst Genjutsu than to undergo such torture. Needless to say, Ibiki and Anko have been anxious to take him up on that offer. With new found resolve, Naruto picked up his pace. He went from inhaling to practically pouring the stuff straight down his throat. It was amazing that he didn't choke. His sudden urgency stunned all those watching. Even Chōji was left shocked, who tried to quicken his pace to match Naruto's, but to no avail. Within five minutes, the blonde boy reached his quota and shouted in victory.
"Ha take that Chōji! I, the great Naruto Uzumaki-sama, am the unmatched, Supreme Ramen Overlord of the World! All must bow before me!" Chōji ignored his friend's arrogance and found room to congratulate him.
"Nice one Naruto. I don't know where that boost at the end came from but it was simply amazing!"
"Hehe well you are looking at the Supreme Overlord of Ramen!" Naruto said as smug as ever. On the other hand, spectators were in complete shock. An Akimichi just lost. In an eating contest. To a non-Akimichi. Most didn't think it was possible, but then again Naruto was the most unpredictable ninja. Said blonde's victory was short lived as he heard someone yelled out his name with a voice filled with anger.
"NARUTO!"
Naruto paled. He knew that voice all too well and the fact that she was yelling meant that he did something wrong. It was usually accompanied with a lecture, smack to the head, or even both. He turned around on his stool at the counter to see Tsunade's apprentice pushing her way through the crowd. He gulped before he spoke.
"H-Hey S-Sakura-chan." He said trembling slightly.
"Don't you "Hey Sakura-chan" me! I've been looking all over for you and here I find you gorging on ramen!" the pink-haired kunoichi barked.
"You were looking for me? What for?" Naruto asked confused.
"Tsunade-sama wants to see you," Answered Sakura.
"Why does Granny want to see me? It's my day off." Naruto queried.
"Hell if I know! I was just sent to collect you. Now let's go. And stop calling Tsunade-sama Granny!" Sakura said as she grabbed her blonde teammate's ear and pulled him away from the ramen stand and down the street towards the Hokage's office as he cried out in pain the whole way.
Tsunade was stunned beyond belief. She couldn't take her eyes of the dark-hair girl in front of her. She was finding it hard to comprehend the news just delivered for her. There was only one thing in her mind that was absolutely clear on her mind right now. 'Naruto Uzumaki, you irresponsible little…wait till I get my hands on you!' She had sent Sakura out just over ten minutes ago to fetch the boy and she was growing restless. All the while she couldn't take her eyes off the young girl in the seat across from her. 'Naruto will be in for the shock of his life when he gets here.' Two minutes later, Tsunade heard "Ow Sakura-chan!" yelled from down the hall, signifying the arrival of the aforementioned blonde. Not ten seconds later did the doors fly open revealing Sakura who was pulling Naruto by the ear into the room. Naruto's cries echoed of the wall off the walls of the office.
"Ouch that really hurt Sakura-chan! I can walk by myself; I'm not a baby you know!"
"Hmph! Could've fooled me." Sakura snorted.
Naruto then turned to his attention to the Hokage who was sitting behind her desk and he noticed the girl sitting in front of her. "Oi, Granny what do you want? It's my day off and I'm kinda busy." As a means of making money over the break, Naruto took to being Tsunade's errand boy. She was the only one willing to put up with him and she need someone to fetch her sake without questions instead of lecturing her. His response was a heavy book launched at his head which sailed by as he swiftly dodged it. Naruto smirked. "Looks like your age is catching up with your aim huh Granny?" Tsunade was far from amused. That single, bulging vain that signaled her annoyance became visible above her left eye. "How many times do I have to tell you…NOT TO CALL ME GRANNY!" Tsunade erupted.
"You know it's never gonna happen and you love me too much to kill me Granny," Naruto said with another smirk. "Now what is it that you needed me for?" Tsunade sighed in defeat and sat down in her chair to regain her composure. Taking a deep breath, she turned to the urgent matter at hand. "Her," she said simply, pointing at the young girl across from her. Naruto glanced at the girl before asking, "What about her?" "She claims she knows you and has urgent matters to discuss with you. But before that, I need to know if you recognize her." Tsunade stated in a serious tone. Naruto knew she meant business by the sound of her voice. He turned to analyze the girl sitting in front of the Hokage.
She had long black hair that reached down to the middle of her back, soft, olive skin and hazel eyes that rivaled Tsunade's. She adorned a navy blouse and tight black pants that hugged her slim figure. She definitely struck up familiarity in Naruto's mind but he couldn't quite place it. He approached her, bent down to her level, put on his best thinking face, and stared at her face, studying it intently. The tint of red that spread across the face went unnoticed by the boy. He unknowingly placed his face a mere six inches from hers. Tsunade sighed at his brashness while Sakura furrowed her brow in what one could interpret as a cross between anger and jealousy. Naruto, on the other hand, was focused solely on the girl in front of him. Her hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and skin tone. All of it was familiar to him, but he couldn't remember exactly where he had met her. Unbeknownst to Naruto, his confusion was clearly etched on his face and the girl noticed. Her face sank and she began to speak for the first time. "It's ok if you don't remember me Naruto-kun. Maybe I should just-"
"Wait!" Naruto interrupted her. It was all coming back to him. The sad look on her face hit home and he now remember where he had seen it from. "Naomi-chan!" he exclaimed while pulling the girl into a hug, causing her blush to return in a deeper shade of crimson. She composed herself and hugged him back. Tsunade sighed in relief and Sakura grew more annoyed at the close contact between the two. Naruto finally released the hug and spoke to the girl.
"I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you earlier Naomi-chan. It's been awhile. But it's good to see you!" he said while scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.
"It's ok Naruto-kun, I'm just glad you did. It's actually makes what I have to tell you somewhat easier." Naomi replied.
"Huh? Oh yea! What kind of "urgent matters" did you need to discuss with me?" Naruto asked using his hands to make air quotes. It took all of Tsunade's willpower to not knock him all the way to Suna. Naomi though had lost all of her regained composure and was blushing madly. She was mirroring the actions of Hinata Hyūga whenever she was near Naruto in her attempt to explain the situation. "W-Well N-Naruto-kun, do you remember when w-we…y-you know…" she stammered, hoping he would pick up on what she was trying to say. It was too embarrassing to say out loud in front of people she didn't know. Naruto picked up on her hidden meaning and soon sported a deep blush like hers. "Y-yea what about it?" he questioned. He was really uncomfortable talking about 'that' in front of Tsunade and Sakura and the looks his friend was not helping. "W-Well, um you see, were the only person that I…well you know…and I'm here to tell you t-that…" Naomi trailed off again. She couldn't bring herself to say it. It went so much smoother in head but now that he was here she realized just how hard it was.
Naomi struggled to find her words. "I'm…I'm…I'm…"
"A goofy goober!" Naruto exclaimed before bursting with laughter. Tsunade snapped. She jumped across the desk and introduced the top of his head with her fist. Again.
"NO YOU IDIOT, SHE'S PREGNANT!" Tsunade roared in annoyance.
Inside Naruto's mind
"NO YOU IDIOT, SHE'S PREGNANT!"
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Message 1:
Sender: Sakura-chan
Subject: Date
Message: No Naruto, I will not go out with you.
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Message 2:
Sender: Sakura-chan
Subject: Date
Message: No Naruto, I will NOT go out with you.
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Message 3:
Sender: Granny Tsunade
Subject: none
Message: DAMN IT NARUTO, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING ME GRANNY I'M GOING TO-
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Message 4:
Sender: Granny Tsunade
Subject: Naomi-chan
Message: "NO YOU IDIOT, SHE'S PREGNANT!"
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Hokage's office
"Pregnant?" Naruto and Sakura shouted at the same time. Sakura was a mix of anger, disbelief, and confusion while Naruto turned a sickly shade of white. "I-Is that true N-Naomi-chan?" he stammered.
"Y-Yes Naruto-kun. You're gonna be a-" A large resounding thud silenced her. All three women looked down to see Naruto's unconscious form on the floor. "Naruto-kun!" Both Naomi and Sakura were quickly at the blonde's side trying to wake him. Tsunade was busy rubbing her temples thinking, 'Well that certainly could've gone better. I'm getting to old for this.'
Well, that's it really, tell what you think. Like I said before, not going anywhere with it anytime soon. Also to anyone who reads this, Divine Ones update will be behind this week. I was busy all week doing something and didn't have much time to work on it. But don't worry, I'm working hard on it and plan to have it up sometime late Saturday night or Early Sunday morning (US Central Time).