-Bonjour...?
-Hello, frog.
-Ah it's you, cher.
-Don't call me that. Your language is stupid!
-So it would be okay if I would call you with English endearments?
-No! That's not what I meant!
-Whatever, darling. Why did you call me?
-Umm... I have something to say.
-Oui, what is it?
-... I can't bloody remeber.
-*chuckles* Then why don't you hung up already?
-Because I'm tryin to remember what the thing was!
-Was it that I'm sexy?
-...
-You still there, Angleterre?
-Yes.
-Then why don't you answer?
-Because you're question is stupid!
-Why so?
-B-Because you already know that... That..
-Oui...?
-...
-Arthur?
-...
-Cheri?
-You are fucking sexy.
And the Englishman hung up.
This is so random I know XD I was bored...