Sonny storms into the prop room where all of her So Random cast mates are. She holds up tween weekly.
"What is this?" asks Sonny in an angry tone.
Tawni walks up and looks at the cover. "It looks like a story about Channy."
"That's what I mean! Who is Channy?"
Tawni looks at the rest of her cast mates and they all laugh.
Zora finally calms down and says, "Seriously, you don't know who Channy is?"
Sonny is now super upset and annoyed and yells, "Why won't anyone tell me?"
She looks at her cast mates, who are now looking down at their feet, and immediately feels sorry for yelling at them.
"I'm so sorry. I'm going to see an expert about this right away!" (A/N: watch falling for the falls if you don't get it)
Sonny quickly runs to the Falls' Studio. She finds Chad's dressing room and bursts into it.
Chad was just sitting on his sofa watching TV when Sonny rudely came in.
"Ever heard of knocking, Munroe?" asked Chad.
"Look, Chad, nobody is telling me who Channy is!" says Sonny.
"Channy? What kind of parent would name their kid "Channy?"
"You mean you don't know who this person is either?"
"Unfortunately, not. But now I have to keep up my acting skills! Channy could become more popular than me! Devon!"
Devon quickly appears to Chad's room. "You rang?" he says sarcastically.
Chad ignores the sarcasm. "I need you to find out who Channy is!" he yells.
Devon looks at him as if it was a joke. The next thing you know, he's rolling on the floor laughing.
Chad gets more angry. "Devon! What on earth is so funny?"
Devon manages somehow to stand up and says, "That's a good one. Not knowing who Channy is." He continues to laugh.
"Forget it! Sonny where did you find out about Channy?"
Sonny shows him the magazine. He grabs it and flips to the page where there is an article about Channy.
His face becomes pale, then it turns pink, rose pink.
Sonny is still confused and reads the article with Chad. Her eyes widen.
"But how could they have..." says Sonny.
"I thought we were careful..." says Chad.
They look at each other.
"How did they see us together?" asks Sonny.
"Beats me." says Chad. He looks at Devon. "Leave," says Chad.
Devon walks out of Chad's dressing room. As soon as he exits, Chad and Sonny kiss while Sonny is crying.
"Sonny," Chad says. "What's wrong?"
"It's just," says Sonny. "I feel like people are in my personal life... Well I guess it's better that they know now."
Devon, who apparently was listening through the door the entire time, screams, "Channy lives!"
Ew. Worse oneshot on earth.
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