A/N: Heyz readers! This is a RANDOM oneshot I created out of boredom! :) OOC-ness is ensured! I think... -_-' I don't own Naruto... poor me...
Meeting Room:
"Pein-sama, are you sure this is going to work?" said Konan.
Pein looked at Konan, then at the rowdy S-class criminals, and back at Konan.
"I doubt it," he replied, "SILENCE!"
Everyone in the room looked at Pein, then silence enveloped the room.
"Right, now we are here to discuss the jin- what is it Tobi?!" growled Pein, his eyebrow twitching with every second.
"Tobi is a good boy!" exclaimed Tobi as he jumped around like a child on extra sugar.
"Fine, now with our plans. We will - what is it now, Kisame?" he growled, yet again, his eyebrow twitching even more.
"Our fish needs water," Kisame stated, holding up the fish.
"Hurry up and get the water then, we need to start sometime this century!" he snapped, slightly losing his patience with the group of criminals.
Kisame nodded, got the water and came back without issues.
"As I was saying - WHAT DO YOU WANT HIDAN!?" Pein bellowed.
"I need to fucking do my fucking ritual at this fucking point of time, fucking asshole of a bitch!" yelled Hidan.
"OKAY, THAT'S IT! EVERYONE, DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES!" Pein yelled.
They all went off to do their stuff and came back.
.xX Five Minutes Later Xx.
"Right, now the jinchuuriki are scattered aroun- this'd better be something good, Tobi" said Pein.
"Ummm... TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" exclaimed Tobi.