In the Heat of Battle
A Final Fantasy Tactics Story
By: ~*CrystalyIce*~
Chapter 1: Hell's Awaitin'
Ramza and his crew were heading up the hill. Over the hill was gasp A NONRANDOMIZED BATTLE!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! The horror!!! Ahem, as I was saying, this battle called for the greatness of Ramza and his crew to defeat the evil Chocobos! As we all know, before the battle can begin, Ramza and his crew must assemble together. This is when the true horrors began…
"All right!! I need five of you losers to help me fight these… um… whatever they are! So who will join me?" Ramza asked in what he thought was a 'mighty' sounding voice. Only crickets answered him as already his crew had set up a small poker table and was playing Go Fish. He let out a long sigh and glared at the crew while folding his arms over his chest.
"Got any 2's?" asked Mary smirking at Brett.
"God damn it!" Brett yelled and threw his cards down. Picking up his sword he lunged at Mary and grabbed her shirt. "You little b-"
"EXCUSE ME!" Yelled Ramza. He noticed the evil chocobos were setting up a poker table of their own, so he decided to pick up the pace. "I need a party NOW! That means Mary, Brett, Ravel, and Delita. Now set up!"
Mary rolled her eyes and sighed, "Delita's evil, remember? We're on our way to kick his ass right?"
Ramza sighed and looked at his group again. "Fine! Curtis, you can come in Delita's stead!" Curtis promptly stood up and jumped for joy.
"I'M AN AQUARIUS!" he squealed.
"Forget it!" replied Ramza. "Sit back down!" Curtis frowned and picked up Brett's thrown cards. "Saki, you can come." She bowed her head and stood next to everyone else who was selected.
"Now," stated Ramza while clearing his throat, "everyone get into fighting positions!" Everyone dropped into a karate-fighting stance while the only thing that Ramza dropped was his sword, only because of their sheer stupidity. "Not THAT fighting stance! Just line up!" They did so, and soon Ravel was whimpering in fear. Everyone just stared at him not knowing what was wrong.
"What the hell is wrong with you man?" asked Mary a bit crossly.
"The sword above my head intimidates me. I'm afraid it's gonna drop and land on my head!" he yelped as he burst into tears.
"Oh don't we wish. Please God, answer my prayers and drop the sword!" Saki muttered under her breath.
"Are we ready yet?" stated Ramza who seemed very cross and ill tempered at the moment.
"Yes!" everyone chimed in.
"Well, except for them," replied Mary, pointing at the 3 chocobos sitting at the poker table. It seemed like they were arguing about something as one chocobo showed his/her (I really don't know which) hand.
"Kweh! Kweh kweh KWEH!" shrieked one of the chocobos as it stood up and smacked away the table with its wing (they are giant ill tempered chickens children. Don't piss them off while playing poker; they will peck you to death). Soon loud shrieks and a series of "kwehs" followed. Everyone just sweat dropped and looked at the giant birds bicker.
"Well damn," stated Ramza while staring at the fight. Soon the chocobos noticed the stares and got into position. Ramza muttered under his breath and everyone began walking in place, like they always do.
A Final Fantasy Tactics Story
By: ~*CrystalyIce*~
Chapter 1: Hell's Awaitin'
Ramza and his crew were heading up the hill. Over the hill was gasp A NONRANDOMIZED BATTLE!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! The horror!!! Ahem, as I was saying, this battle called for the greatness of Ramza and his crew to defeat the evil Chocobos! As we all know, before the battle can begin, Ramza and his crew must assemble together. This is when the true horrors began…
"All right!! I need five of you losers to help me fight these… um… whatever they are! So who will join me?" Ramza asked in what he thought was a 'mighty' sounding voice. Only crickets answered him as already his crew had set up a small poker table and was playing Go Fish. He let out a long sigh and glared at the crew while folding his arms over his chest.
"Got any 2's?" asked Mary smirking at Brett.
"God damn it!" Brett yelled and threw his cards down. Picking up his sword he lunged at Mary and grabbed her shirt. "You little b-"
"EXCUSE ME!" Yelled Ramza. He noticed the evil chocobos were setting up a poker table of their own, so he decided to pick up the pace. "I need a party NOW! That means Mary, Brett, Ravel, and Delita. Now set up!"
Mary rolled her eyes and sighed, "Delita's evil, remember? We're on our way to kick his ass right?"
Ramza sighed and looked at his group again. "Fine! Curtis, you can come in Delita's stead!" Curtis promptly stood up and jumped for joy.
"I'M AN AQUARIUS!" he squealed.
"Forget it!" replied Ramza. "Sit back down!" Curtis frowned and picked up Brett's thrown cards. "Saki, you can come." She bowed her head and stood next to everyone else who was selected.
"Now," stated Ramza while clearing his throat, "everyone get into fighting positions!" Everyone dropped into a karate-fighting stance while the only thing that Ramza dropped was his sword, only because of their sheer stupidity. "Not THAT fighting stance! Just line up!" They did so, and soon Ravel was whimpering in fear. Everyone just stared at him not knowing what was wrong.
"What the hell is wrong with you man?" asked Mary a bit crossly.
"The sword above my head intimidates me. I'm afraid it's gonna drop and land on my head!" he yelped as he burst into tears.
"Oh don't we wish. Please God, answer my prayers and drop the sword!" Saki muttered under her breath.
"Are we ready yet?" stated Ramza who seemed very cross and ill tempered at the moment.
"Yes!" everyone chimed in.
"Well, except for them," replied Mary, pointing at the 3 chocobos sitting at the poker table. It seemed like they were arguing about something as one chocobo showed his/her (I really don't know which) hand.
"Kweh! Kweh kweh KWEH!" shrieked one of the chocobos as it stood up and smacked away the table with its wing (they are giant ill tempered chickens children. Don't piss them off while playing poker; they will peck you to death). Soon loud shrieks and a series of "kwehs" followed. Everyone just sweat dropped and looked at the giant birds bicker.
"Well damn," stated Ramza while staring at the fight. Soon the chocobos noticed the stares and got into position. Ramza muttered under his breath and everyone began walking in place, like they always do.