Author's Note: I don't own anything!
Summary: Voldemort wants to start a boyband!
Voldemort was sitting in his chair, bored as usual. He was trying to discover what his next evil plan was.
"I need to do my evilness," he thought, "Must be evil. Evillllllllll. Since the dinosaur nuggets have failed me. I'm moving on."
Draco came in rocking out to some music and he was singing along. "THAT'S IT! I WILL HAVE A BOY BAND!" he yelled.
Draco was startled and fell on his butt. "Ouch," he whimpered, "Wait a minute…a boy band? Aren't you a little old for that?"
"Get over it," Voldemort pointed and laughed.
Draco muttered some curse words.
"LUCIUS!" called Voldemort.
"More nuggets?" asked Lucius as he magically appeared.
"NO! I have my next evil plan!"
"I'll round up the death eaters!"
Everyone gathered for the dark lord's next plan. "I want to start a boy band."
"OMG!" screamed Snape, "Can I be the bad boy? Or the boy next door?"
"How about no?" Voldemort laughed.
"Aww!" Snape pouted.
"How about me?" grinned Lucius, "I can be the youngest of the group."
Draco said, "I can be the smooth and sexy factor of the group."
"How about no?" Snape snapped, "I'm way sexier then you are."
"Don't you dare compare your sexyfulness to my son! I'm the hottest!" yelled Lucius, "He gets his looks from me you fools!"
"Auditions will be in two weeks! PREPARE FOR MUSICALNESS!" Voldemort laughed.
Voldemort put together a flyer. He was looking for four to five men and each would have to have their own personality. This was going to be the greatest evil plan ever! They would take over the world with their music.