The Undercover Gal by Eternal Sailor Serenity
Summary & Disclaimer: Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels are planning on taking down Evolution and mainly Triple H down from behind the scenes but they need someone to try to take him down, to his face. That's where Lexy comes in. She decides to stand up to Evolution without knowing she's fitting in right with Michaels and Benoit's plan. With little wrestling experience and Evolution on her tail, she must quickly gain knowledge, experience, and friends to order to survive the most deadly game in this business. She's known to be undercover because her personality changes, while fighting she's a spitfire while she's calm and quiet when at rest or peace. Anybody you don't know, I own.
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Vince: And that's why we decided to change you from Smackdown to Raw.
Lexy: Don't they already have enough divas there.
Eric: My show is way better then Heyman's one.
Vince: Besides, you can see your best guy friend at PPV's.
Eric: The boy can stay were he belongs.
Lexy: At least John has enough balls to be called a man.
Vince: This discussion is not about Cena, it's about you are going to Raw and that's final.
Lexy: Fine, you know what...I hate you! My dad would have beat you limb from limb.
Vince: Well your father was a basterd and your mother is a bitch!
She slapped him in the face, he was the reason they weren't in the WWE anymore.
Lexy: Don't you dare say that about my mother, grandpa!
Eric: Stephanie was a bitch.
Lexy: I'm warning you Eric...
Eric: I could have been her partner in life and she could have been my...
Lexy kicked Eric in the balls. Vince just crossed his legs while seated in his chair.
Lexy: Don't talk about my mother like that Bitchoff. The only bitch I see is you.
Vince: You better pack your bags and get ready, the plane for the next Raw leaves tomorrow morning.
Lexy: You're going to regret this decision, Vince.
Vince: That's Grandpa Vince to you!
She stormed out of the room. Eric, in his high pitched voice...
Eric: Are you sure Mark Calloway is dead?
Vince: Of course, I buried him alive last year!
Eric: But what about the reoccurrences on Raw from the past few weeks?
Vince: My son-in-law isn't just going to rise from the dead Eric, you're losing it.
Eric: I hope you know what you are getting me into, she doesn't seem like a calm, quiet one...
Vince: You just have to learn how to deal with her. I've have plenty of experience from raising Stephanie.
Eric: Well, I better go make arrangements for your granddaughter.
Vince: Okay, get some rest old friend and make sure Lexy gets reacquainted with her Uncle Kane sooner or later.
Eric took his bag and turned in for the night. Lexy quickly packed her bags and headed for the door. She reached for the door but moved her hand away when the handle was already turning. Shane McMahon walked in and saw her with the bags and all.
Shane: Running away?
Lexy: What's it to you Shane?
Shane: Look Lex, I know ever since your parents were exiled from the WWE, I've been like a father to you. You're a McMahon, if you have a problem, you face it exactly how a McMahon would face it.
Lexy: What if I don't want to be a McMahon? My grandmother has been manhandled by my uncle, my grandfather is a tyrant without passion or care, my mother has been kicked out, my uncle is such a daredevil, picking fights with my uncle, my dad was killed by my uncle and grandfather, and my cousin...she...
Shane: She was a miscarriage...my first daughter and she's gone before I even got to get to know her.
Lexy: Everybody wants to be apart of this family but it's not worth it.
Shane: I will stick around to make sure you are taken care of on Raw.
Lexy: Fine, I won't run away but I'm not going to get along with any wrestler on Raw.
Shane: I was a wrestler on Raw and you've gotten along nicely with me.
Lexy: You're a different story, you're my uncle.
Shane: What about Kan...
Lexy: Don't even mention that son of a bitch's name.
Shane: But you will be near him at the shows.
Lexy: I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you a little in the morning.
Shane: How about we meet for breakfast, if you aren't there I'm going to hunt your ass down.
Lexy: Fine, hunt it down, beat it, barbecue it for all I care.
Shane: Fine, what's wrong with you? You aren't your silent nice self.
Lexy: I'll tell you what's wrong, I'm leaving all of my friend on Smackdown to go to stupid Raw. Now can I get some rest?!
Shane: Fine, I know when I'm not wanted.
She laughed at the way he said it.
Lexy: Goodnight Shane O' Mac.
Shane: Night Lexy.
Shane went off to turn in for the night. Meanwhile Lexy got out paper and pencil.
Lexy: To my dear friends on Smackdown. I know you will all be wondering what happened to me. I did not chose this, Eric and Vince are making me do this. I will miss you all. Where to start this....
We see her and Shane eating breakfast, then leaving on an airplane. Meanwhile Cena knocked the door down. They were supposed to train that day since Lexy could improve on her skills. She hadn't answered when he knocked and that wasn't usual of her.
Cena: Lexy? Where is she?
He ran down to the hotel office with the note.
Cena: Where is Miss Lexy?
Clerk: What is her last name?
Cena: M...Man...Mc...McGill, I'm not quite sure.
Clerk: Let me look it up. Oh, it looks like Miss McMahon checked out earlier this morning.
Cena: McMahon?
Clerk: You are looking for Lexy McMahon right?
Cena was a tad bit shocked as he started to walk away towards a group of wrestlers.
Cena: Thanks for your help.
He was now standing by a group of wrestlers, reading the note.
Cena: Where to start this...John Cena, I will miss you my dear friend. I'm sorry I couldn't train with you today, it would have been too hard to say goodbye to you now so I'll see you at future pay-per-views. If I could chose a guy to go steady with right now, it would be you.
Eddie: Eddie, keep on fighting your inner demons with a strong spirit. Now you have my spirit here fighting with you too. Forgive Chavo one day or you'll live to regret it.
Mysterio: Rey-Rey, keep on dialing it up with your 619. You're a great friend no matter the size and good luck with the Cruiserweight Championship. I listened to your music video, just don't leave the others trying a singing career, last time Rocky left us he came back with an ego the size of this business.
Spanky: Brian, keep your head up. They will start giving you matches on Smackdown. Just be happy you aren't going where I am, it's going to be tough here. Don't let anybody manipulate you.
Torrie: I don't like you getting along with Sable. Nothing good will come from her. Congrats on your playboy cover, well your second one. By the way, ditch Gunn, Kidman's way better for you.
Kidman: Billy, thanks for watching my back all this time. I'm sorry I couldn't spend more time with you. And like I said to you before, don't give up on Torrie, she's a bright girl and a star on Smackdown.
Torrie and Billy looked at each other blushing.
Shannon: To one of my best friends, I have some advice for you. Don't stop standing up to Heyman. He's a jerk and a bully and needs to be screwed but not by Dawn Marie. I will keep on watching over you and if I see Matt, I will give him a peace of my mind for you.
Bradshaw: Keep an eye out for the others and come to their rescue like you did for me Bradshaw. I know that you were close to my father, Mark, but....well thanks for the time and tell Ron that I appreciate his help too.
Nidia: To tell the truth trailer girl, we have never seen eye to eye before in the past but I think you have matured a lot and I think Jaime was the reason for your trashy ways. Good luck in the future.
Kurt: And lastly Kurtsy, my bald Olympic friend. Remember, you don't suck! You are the best technical wrestler....on Smackdown. If you see my parents, please tell them I love them. I doubt it but, just incase you do...and tell Edge that I will miss him also. He's out on injury so he can't see this.
The end of the letter was said by Lexy as she was on the plane...
Lexy: Take care of yourselves boys and girls. I'll try to come visit from time to time when I can. I'm off to Raw because of Grandpa Vince. Sincerely, Lexy McMahon.
Cena: She's gone now.
Kurt: John, you were her best friend, who are her parents?
Cena: I don't know. It can either be Steph or Shane...speak of the devil...
Shane McMahon walked up to them after seeing a bunch of wrestlers grouped together.
Shane: Don't you all have a Smackdown show to go to?
Cena: Are you Lexy's father, Shane?
Shane: No, I'm her uncle.
Bradshaw: Who are her parents?
Shane: Stephanie and Mark...
Shannon: Calloway as in Taker?
Bradshaw: She's off to Raw.
Shane: I know. It's all my father's fault.
Lexy's cab drove up to the arena and she got out.
Lexy: Well home sweet home, I guess.
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~Eternal Sailor Serenity~
Summary & Disclaimer: Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels are planning on taking down Evolution and mainly Triple H down from behind the scenes but they need someone to try to take him down, to his face. That's where Lexy comes in. She decides to stand up to Evolution without knowing she's fitting in right with Michaels and Benoit's plan. With little wrestling experience and Evolution on her tail, she must quickly gain knowledge, experience, and friends to order to survive the most deadly game in this business. She's known to be undercover because her personality changes, while fighting she's a spitfire while she's calm and quiet when at rest or peace. Anybody you don't know, I own.
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Vince: And that's why we decided to change you from Smackdown to Raw.
Lexy: Don't they already have enough divas there.
Eric: My show is way better then Heyman's one.
Vince: Besides, you can see your best guy friend at PPV's.
Eric: The boy can stay were he belongs.
Lexy: At least John has enough balls to be called a man.
Vince: This discussion is not about Cena, it's about you are going to Raw and that's final.
Lexy: Fine, you know what...I hate you! My dad would have beat you limb from limb.
Vince: Well your father was a basterd and your mother is a bitch!
She slapped him in the face, he was the reason they weren't in the WWE anymore.
Lexy: Don't you dare say that about my mother, grandpa!
Eric: Stephanie was a bitch.
Lexy: I'm warning you Eric...
Eric: I could have been her partner in life and she could have been my...
Lexy kicked Eric in the balls. Vince just crossed his legs while seated in his chair.
Lexy: Don't talk about my mother like that Bitchoff. The only bitch I see is you.
Vince: You better pack your bags and get ready, the plane for the next Raw leaves tomorrow morning.
Lexy: You're going to regret this decision, Vince.
Vince: That's Grandpa Vince to you!
She stormed out of the room. Eric, in his high pitched voice...
Eric: Are you sure Mark Calloway is dead?
Vince: Of course, I buried him alive last year!
Eric: But what about the reoccurrences on Raw from the past few weeks?
Vince: My son-in-law isn't just going to rise from the dead Eric, you're losing it.
Eric: I hope you know what you are getting me into, she doesn't seem like a calm, quiet one...
Vince: You just have to learn how to deal with her. I've have plenty of experience from raising Stephanie.
Eric: Well, I better go make arrangements for your granddaughter.
Vince: Okay, get some rest old friend and make sure Lexy gets reacquainted with her Uncle Kane sooner or later.
Eric took his bag and turned in for the night. Lexy quickly packed her bags and headed for the door. She reached for the door but moved her hand away when the handle was already turning. Shane McMahon walked in and saw her with the bags and all.
Shane: Running away?
Lexy: What's it to you Shane?
Shane: Look Lex, I know ever since your parents were exiled from the WWE, I've been like a father to you. You're a McMahon, if you have a problem, you face it exactly how a McMahon would face it.
Lexy: What if I don't want to be a McMahon? My grandmother has been manhandled by my uncle, my grandfather is a tyrant without passion or care, my mother has been kicked out, my uncle is such a daredevil, picking fights with my uncle, my dad was killed by my uncle and grandfather, and my cousin...she...
Shane: She was a miscarriage...my first daughter and she's gone before I even got to get to know her.
Lexy: Everybody wants to be apart of this family but it's not worth it.
Shane: I will stick around to make sure you are taken care of on Raw.
Lexy: Fine, I won't run away but I'm not going to get along with any wrestler on Raw.
Shane: I was a wrestler on Raw and you've gotten along nicely with me.
Lexy: You're a different story, you're my uncle.
Shane: What about Kan...
Lexy: Don't even mention that son of a bitch's name.
Shane: But you will be near him at the shows.
Lexy: I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you a little in the morning.
Shane: How about we meet for breakfast, if you aren't there I'm going to hunt your ass down.
Lexy: Fine, hunt it down, beat it, barbecue it for all I care.
Shane: Fine, what's wrong with you? You aren't your silent nice self.
Lexy: I'll tell you what's wrong, I'm leaving all of my friend on Smackdown to go to stupid Raw. Now can I get some rest?!
Shane: Fine, I know when I'm not wanted.
She laughed at the way he said it.
Lexy: Goodnight Shane O' Mac.
Shane: Night Lexy.
Shane went off to turn in for the night. Meanwhile Lexy got out paper and pencil.
Lexy: To my dear friends on Smackdown. I know you will all be wondering what happened to me. I did not chose this, Eric and Vince are making me do this. I will miss you all. Where to start this....
We see her and Shane eating breakfast, then leaving on an airplane. Meanwhile Cena knocked the door down. They were supposed to train that day since Lexy could improve on her skills. She hadn't answered when he knocked and that wasn't usual of her.
Cena: Lexy? Where is she?
He ran down to the hotel office with the note.
Cena: Where is Miss Lexy?
Clerk: What is her last name?
Cena: M...Man...Mc...McGill, I'm not quite sure.
Clerk: Let me look it up. Oh, it looks like Miss McMahon checked out earlier this morning.
Cena: McMahon?
Clerk: You are looking for Lexy McMahon right?
Cena was a tad bit shocked as he started to walk away towards a group of wrestlers.
Cena: Thanks for your help.
He was now standing by a group of wrestlers, reading the note.
Cena: Where to start this...John Cena, I will miss you my dear friend. I'm sorry I couldn't train with you today, it would have been too hard to say goodbye to you now so I'll see you at future pay-per-views. If I could chose a guy to go steady with right now, it would be you.
Eddie: Eddie, keep on fighting your inner demons with a strong spirit. Now you have my spirit here fighting with you too. Forgive Chavo one day or you'll live to regret it.
Mysterio: Rey-Rey, keep on dialing it up with your 619. You're a great friend no matter the size and good luck with the Cruiserweight Championship. I listened to your music video, just don't leave the others trying a singing career, last time Rocky left us he came back with an ego the size of this business.
Spanky: Brian, keep your head up. They will start giving you matches on Smackdown. Just be happy you aren't going where I am, it's going to be tough here. Don't let anybody manipulate you.
Torrie: I don't like you getting along with Sable. Nothing good will come from her. Congrats on your playboy cover, well your second one. By the way, ditch Gunn, Kidman's way better for you.
Kidman: Billy, thanks for watching my back all this time. I'm sorry I couldn't spend more time with you. And like I said to you before, don't give up on Torrie, she's a bright girl and a star on Smackdown.
Torrie and Billy looked at each other blushing.
Shannon: To one of my best friends, I have some advice for you. Don't stop standing up to Heyman. He's a jerk and a bully and needs to be screwed but not by Dawn Marie. I will keep on watching over you and if I see Matt, I will give him a peace of my mind for you.
Bradshaw: Keep an eye out for the others and come to their rescue like you did for me Bradshaw. I know that you were close to my father, Mark, but....well thanks for the time and tell Ron that I appreciate his help too.
Nidia: To tell the truth trailer girl, we have never seen eye to eye before in the past but I think you have matured a lot and I think Jaime was the reason for your trashy ways. Good luck in the future.
Kurt: And lastly Kurtsy, my bald Olympic friend. Remember, you don't suck! You are the best technical wrestler....on Smackdown. If you see my parents, please tell them I love them. I doubt it but, just incase you do...and tell Edge that I will miss him also. He's out on injury so he can't see this.
The end of the letter was said by Lexy as she was on the plane...
Lexy: Take care of yourselves boys and girls. I'll try to come visit from time to time when I can. I'm off to Raw because of Grandpa Vince. Sincerely, Lexy McMahon.
Cena: She's gone now.
Kurt: John, you were her best friend, who are her parents?
Cena: I don't know. It can either be Steph or Shane...speak of the devil...
Shane McMahon walked up to them after seeing a bunch of wrestlers grouped together.
Shane: Don't you all have a Smackdown show to go to?
Cena: Are you Lexy's father, Shane?
Shane: No, I'm her uncle.
Bradshaw: Who are her parents?
Shane: Stephanie and Mark...
Shannon: Calloway as in Taker?
Bradshaw: She's off to Raw.
Shane: I know. It's all my father's fault.
Lexy's cab drove up to the arena and she got out.
Lexy: Well home sweet home, I guess.
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~Eternal Sailor Serenity~