The Great Prussia's Dairy: The Spoils of War

by blackmage607

Take a look through Prussia's Dairy as he writes about important dates in his history. Even though he takes VITAL REGIONS, Prussia still talks about another spoil of war he is after, which he keeps seeming to miss. Can you figure it out?

1. Chapter 1: Hi, my name is Awesome

Note: Different dates in Prussia's history are used in this story, Information on what happened on these dates are at the bottom of the page. Understanding some of this story require knowing these dates, so please refer to the notes at the bottom about them when reading. Thank you!

(Date not written so enemy spies won't be able to use this awesome information).

Dear Dairy,

I have a plan!

But when does The Great Prussia not have a plan?

I had spent the day going through my old diaries trying to find one detail, one little thing that I could use against Austria. I spent countless minutes reading and re-reading each page, with finding nothing. (Well, I did find out how awesome I am, but I already knew that).

I am becoming distraught over the fact that my first plan is failing. I blame the writers for making me a minor character because therefore that makes my life harder.

But no matter! I shall not be flustered by these simple facts of life! These sad facts of being a minor character, but instead I shall add to my plan.

I shall spend the next few days carefully planning my attack and battle strategy. I shall consult others only if needed. Finally, I will write down the details (the important ones like me) in this dairy so I can watch my plan unfold.

Signed,

The Great Prussia

PS- I really cute when I was a kid.

Feb, 15th 1763

Dear Dairy,

After seven long years at war with Austria, Russia and France, I have won the war. Not that I expected anything less from The Great Prussia. Now, it shall be easier to defeat Austria now. Attack them when they are weak. Hit their sore spot and gain their spoils. What spoils will I gain you may ask. Well, for one and probably the most obvious, VITAL REGIONS! It's so awesome that it must go in CAPS!

Yes, Prussia is the name, gaining Vital Regions is my game.

But of course, there are more spoils to any war other than just VITAL REGIONS.

Which is why I am after Austria in particular. Don't get me wrong, Russia and France just annoy me too right now. (Especially France, something about him just rubs me the wrong way). But Austria has something that I want and I am determined to get it.

Sadly, even though I have won this war it has not gotten me the spoils that I was hoping for. So I now move onto plan B!

What plan B is I will not say! Because I know one day someone will go reading through these to find all my secrets which I must not let! I will let you know about these plans at a later date!

Signed,

The Great And Powerful Prussia

October 24th 1795

Dear Diary,

For the third and final time we have portioned off Poland. Even though I got the smallest piece I can assure you that it is still vital and that it doesn't take away from my awesomeness at all.

Still,…. I haven't gained the prize that I'm seeking.

So I have decided that maybe if I show off my strength, then I may gain it. Others will fear me, and then they'll see how superior I am to them. They will fear The Great And Powerful Prussia! I will declare war and win again, and victory will once again belong to the great Prussia!

FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Signed,

The one and only Prussia

October 14th 1806

DEAR EFFING DIARY,

I'D RATHER NOT WRITE ABOUT TODAY BUT SINCE EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT I MUST WRITE ALL THIS DOWN TO SAVE LATER SO I CAN SEE ALL THE THINGS I DID RIGHT AND AMAZING!

I WON'T SAY WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I'M READY TO BASH SOMEONE'S HEAD IN NOW SO I WON'T GO INTO DETAILS.

I WILL SAY SCREW YOU FRANCE!

I HATE YOU!

YOU AND YOUR CRAZY ROMANTIC CRAP!

YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE A WHIMP COMPARED TO ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PRUSSIA!

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR VITAL REGIONS. (TAKE THAT IN WHICH EVER WAY YOU WANT).

CAUSE I'LL KICK YOU IN THEM AND ALSO STEAL THEM.

GOING TO GO FOR A DRINK,

I AM PRUSSIA, GOD DAMN IT!

Dates:

1756- Feb. 15th 1763: Seven year war, between Prussia, Austria and France. Prussia won.

October 24th 1795: Prussia, Austria and France divided up Poland for the third and final time, the first time Poland was divided, Prussia got the smallest piece.

October 14th 1806: Prussia declares war on France and losses in one day, France won.

Ps- Please let me know what you think, I'm deciding on if I should finish this or not. (a plot does come in later on, you have to guess what Prussia's after though). :p