Hey everyone, so this is my first one shot and my first LOTR story. I hope you find it hilarious, it's a little something I came up with a while ago when I was really bored. Anyway here it goes! This takes place in Two Towers when Smeagul confronts Gollum.
"I told you they was tricky, I told you they was false." Gollum droned
"I don't care what you say, I hate you! You're mean and awful and all you want is Precious!" Smeagul shouted
"No, you want Precious! I am helping you get it back!" His raspy tone got louder
"You know what?! I don't want Precious and it's your fault I ever wanted the blasted thing! You take the Precious and leave!" Smeagul was getting angry and fed up with his other voice
"Uh hello?! I can't leave, I'm inside of you idiot!" Smeagul covered his ears
"NOO you are not! I'm not listening! LALALALALA! Can't hear you!" Smeagul wailed in denial
"Smeeeaaagguull" Gollum purred
"NOOOO! Can't hear you! Not listening!" Smeagul cried
"I will never leave, you will always have me!" Gollum cried victoriously
"NO NO NO! I want to be alone! Leave now and never come back!" Smeagul yelled
"What?" Gollum asked, clearly confused
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" No voice spoke back "Huh? I'm I'm free?" Smeagul asked nervesly "YES! I"M FREE!" Smeagul pranced around, spinning and throwing his arms above his head in a happy dance "I'm free, I'm free, I'm free!" So our story concludes to a happy Smeagul.
Soooo? How was it? I know, a little weird but what can I say? I am weird, anyway leave a comment if you want me to do any one-shot's. I'll leave a list on my profile of what I know. Thanks and bye!
*Kris*