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Blooper #1: Xiaoyu vs. Jin/Xiaoyu victorious

Director: And…action!

Xiaoyu: I'm sorry Jin, but I had to win. Hey! I know…!

Jin: purposely trips Xiaoyu while on the ground Xiaoyu: falls on top of Jin

Director: Cut! Cut!

Xiaoyu: Jin! What'd you do that for!

Jin: Hey come on! Some of our fans are waiting for us to kiss.

Xiaoyu: You got a good point... kisses Jin There, now the fans will know that we kissed.

Director: The camera isn't rolling, though.

Jin and Xiaoyu: Damn it!

Blooper #2: Panda vs. Kuma/Intro

Director: Action!

Kuma: Please take these flowers as an expression of my love to you.

Panda: I already told you. I'm too old for someone like you.

Kuma: drops flowers If you won't be my wife, then at least... gets into stance ...you'll accept-- slips and falls

Director: Cut it!

Panda: Are you okay?

Kuma: Ow! I think I landed too hard on my butt!

Director: Let's take a fifteen-minute break.

Blooper #3: Asuka vs. Feng/Intro

Director: Ready and…action!

Asuka: searching through the grass Excuse me, but have you seen a Chinese Kenpo master around here? He's huge and strong…and looks like a big…

Director: And cut! That was good, Asuka.

Feng: What was she about to say?

Asuka: I was going to say that you look like a big monkey that was flushed down the toilet. tries to prevent herself from laughing

Feng: glares at Asuka

Asuka: What? It said so on the script…Wait a minute! The director wrote on it!

Director: Hey! I was told to!

Feng: beats up the director Blooper #4: Anna vs. Nina/Anna victorious

Director: Action!

Nina: What are you waiting for? Kill me!

Anna: Nina, you're worthless. I refuse to kill you.

Nina: You…you bitch! grunts in frustration

Anna: laughs Uh…what's my line again?

Director: Cut…! It's, "That look on you is priceless."

Anna: Oh…

Nina: That's what you get for not studying the important lines.

Anna: I was studying them, you whore!

Nina: That's it! I had it up to here!

Anna and Nina: start getting into a fight

Director: I could get used to this.

Blooper #5: Hwoarang's Epilogue

Director: And…action!

Hwoarang: rides on his motorcycle in a highway This sucks. sees a figure Huh? turns on headlights

Devil Jin: uses powers to blow up motorcycle

Hwoarang: flies right over Devil Jin, lands on butt, accidentally does the splits, whining in pain

Director: Cut! We're gonna take a five-minute break…

Hwoarang: This hurts…badly…

Director: Actually, make that an hour.

Blooper #6: Xiaoyu's Epilogue

Director: Ready…and action!

Xiaoyu: Once I'm able to do this, then maybe everybody will be happy again.

Music: plays Clorox song

Director: Cut! Wrong music!

Xiaoyu: Hey! I was about to travel through time, not do laundry!

Scientist: I actually kind of like this song.

Xiaoyu: Shut up…

Well, that's all of the bloopers. If you want more, just send me a request while you review.