Title: Hybrid Social Induction: HSI
Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Butters "Leopold" Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Bebe Stevens, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup, Damien Thorne, Christophe "Ze Mole" DeLorne, Gregory, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Kevin Stoley, Thomas, Nina "Arachna" Moore, Queenie, Rocco, Maddy, Rydia and other OC's.
Rating: T
Summary: People never knew such a school could exist where children could learn what breed they were and why they were having weird instincts. But apparently there is…
Pairings: Kydia, Bunny and Cartie.
Warnings! Swearing, Violence, Homosexuality, Possible sexual content and…weird stuff?
Disclaimer: I do not own any South Park characters. They all belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I do, however, own Adam, Jen, Maddy, Rocco, Rydia and Nina.
A/N: Uh…well, this isn't exactly the most normal idea I've ever had. You see, I wanted to try and write something completely different than what you would normally see in South Park OC fics and I…well, I think I've done it XD Now I have to warn you all, this hasn't got a plot yet, it probably won't be very interesting and I am just experimenting with new and creative ideas at the moment so I have no idea where this is going.
But, give it a few days and I will probably come up with a plot of my own in due time. So let's see where it goes from here :) ;P
Uh…Enjoy? :D
Mr Garrison walked out in front of the chalk board and wrote, in scruffy writing; Preparing for species class!
Everyone in the classroom looked at each other and then back to the aging man up front as if he had just grown two heads. Mr Garrison gave them all irritated looks and sighed, slapping a hand across his forehead.
"Listen up, retards, because I don't expect to have to repeat myself just so you dunderheads can actually get it through your thick skulls"
All the class blinked and sat up straight, fast. All of them were eager to find out exactly what was the point of the sentence written on the board.
"As you know, none of you know about any of your own, your friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend/weird alien thing's species and what happens when there are changes, so the school has kindly put together enough money to send all of this class off to a school that specializes in hybrids which you are called, by the way" Mr Garrison explained, pacing in front of the first row of students.
A hand shot up in the air and Mr Garrison sighed in frustration, already knowing what was coming from the overly chubby kid.
"Yes, Eric?"
"So, we're going to a school where they're telling us about what we are, right?" Mr Garrison nodded at Cartman's question. "Well, why can't we do that on our own?"
"Because you are all morons so you wouldn't even know how to guess what species you are" Mr Garrison was just about to turn around when another hand shot up.
"Yes, Nina?"
"Why can't you teach us what we are?" Nina asked, her big brown eyes watching as Mr Garrison's forehead creased with tension.
"Because I couldn't give a flying fuck what you all are" Mr Garrison then turned around and wrote down Hybrids, underlined and all. He then turned back around to the class and looked pointedly at Cartman.
"Any more questions..?"
"Yeah, what's the school like?" Craig asked, his face showing no emotion whatsoever.
"Well, in actuality, it's not a school. It's a boarding school, practically, for the weekdays and what it's like? You stay in dorms with two other people who room with you, there's a bunch of experiments that are put on you-"
"WHAT?" Tweek shouted out loud, fearful.
"Not like that, you fucking loony" Mr Garrison glared at him and continued. "They just test out your strength and your mental skills. Basically, just preparing you for species learning, mating season and any other important events to go to or are going to go through"
The whole class blanched at mating season and looked at each other with pale complexions. One student dared to put their hand up, shakily.
"Yes..?" Mr Garrison asked.
"Uh…I beg your pardon, did you say…'Mating Season'?" Pip asked, curiously albeit fearfully.
"Yes, it's a course you go through where you go into what is called 'heat' and that gives you the ability to carry litter. It's like you're a filthy animal, so just think of yourself as mutated, deformed animal experiments" Mr Garrison shuffled some papers in his hands and walked around the class, dumping them on each students desk as every student didn't even look up at him, too shocked to even say anything.
"Now, these are letters to your parents explaining what will be going on, although they should already know what this is all about since they've probably been through the same thing" Mr Garrison raised one eyebrow at Kevin, who sat playing games on his iPod. "So give these to your caretakers and make sure they know where you're going. Pack up and get ready to leave because Hybrid Social Induction, HSI for retards who wouldn't be able to remember the longer version," He looked pointedly at Clyde for that one. "are looking forward to greeting you into their teachings"
Rydia scanned her blue eyes down the letter and sighed, not even understanding South Park anymore. Ever since she moved here, nothing's been normal and trust me, what she had been through at such a young age isn't what you would call 'normal'. She read it through and then looked up to see who else had finished reading it and locked eyes with Kyle. Flushing, Rydia turned away and hurriedly signed on the dotted line for the student signature.
The bell rang and the blonde girl stood quickly up from her seat before dragging herself and her bag out the door to the classroom. Rydia took a look around before seeing Pip and rushing over to him.
Smiling, she tapped him on the shoulder and grinned when he turned around.
"Oh hey, Rydia, fancy seeing you here" Pip greeted in his British accent.
"Pip, it's the hallway, of course you're going to see me here" Rydia joked, chuckling a bit at his slightly giddy expression.
"Righto~!" Pip grinned back.
"Anyways, what do you think of this…HIS, thing then?" Rydia asked, as the two blonds walked along the hallway towards the outside of the school.
"HSI, Rydia, and I do suppose it should be quite informative and enjoyable. Although I am fairly nervous as to the outcome of this all" Pip answered, smiling slightly.
Rydia shook her head, smiling at the thought of Pip actually getting through this HSI…school thing.
Once outside, Rydia and Pip hugged outside and went their separate ways. Rydia walked up to her bike and unlocked the chain. She scanned the area one last time and her eyes stopped on that weird, Goth…ish girl from earlier in class. She knew her name was Nina and she knew from the Goths that she was a pest to them and to a fair other amount of people but to Rydia, she interested her. She looked…different and that always intrigues Rydia in a person.
Walking up to the girl, who was currently hiding behind some bushes watching the Goth kids, Rydia tapped the girl on her shoulder only for the girl to jump and scream.
"Dude…Jesus, you scared the hell out of me" Nina breathed out before she froze up quickly and, at an amazing speed, whizzed her head around, checking for anyone in sight. When she seemed to be relieved of not finding anyone, she turned to Rydia with a small glare.
Rydia smiled however and extended her hand. "Hello, my name's Rydia. What's yours?"
Nina glared even more and crossed her arms across her non-existent chest. "Hmm, people call me Arachna"
Rydia looked confused before she tilted her head. "I haven't heard anyone call you Arachna…"
Nina stomped her foot and screeched out, her cheeks going red with fury. "Shut up! They will soon!" She then froze and went back to showing no emotions and staying blank.
Rydia blinked, not fully aware of what to say about the strange girl in front of her. She slightly smiled and furrowed her eyebrows slightly. "Uh…s-sorry?"
"Well, you should be. Now leave, I'm busy" Nina huffed and turned her back to Rydia.
Rydia just smiled at Nina and waved at her, even if she couldn't see it. "Bye Nina~!"
As Rydia rode her bike home, a cry of "It's Arachna!" was heard from a distance but she paid it no mind.
As she parked her bike up outside, she caught sight of movement indoors. Tall movement…
Wondering what on earth was going on; she walked through the front door, dumping her green shoulder bag in the hallway and walked through the living room door. Her eyes widened and her mouth dropped at the person sitting on the couch talking to Maddy.
"Rocco..?"
Rocco looked up and his dark blue eyes caught sight of Rydia. He grinned and waved, casually.
"Hey Rydia, pleasant home you got" He commented, cheekily knowing fully well that she was still seventeen and wasn't allowed her own house yet, according to her parents.
"What are you doing here, Rocco?" Rydia asked.
Rocco grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck, awkwardly. Rydia noticed he was wearing a dirty red beanie hat, a sporty dark blue jumper and some nice beige jeans.
"Uh…well, this may seem a little weird but… I will, apparently, be teaching a bunch of students at some Hybrid school some weird shit about being half animal and that" Rocco explained.
A bonk to his head was his greeting from his mum as she gave him a sour look. "It's a good school so stop pouting about it"
Rydia turned to her mum. "Mum, I have no idea what the hell's going on but I need you to sign this" Passing the letter over, she turned back to Rocco. "So, does that mean you already know what you are?"
Rocco grinned. "Yes. I'm a red wolf, hunter, leader and predator" He smirked and flashed a set of pearly white, thick canine teeth. Rydia turned to Maddy as did Rocco.
Maddy looked at them both before sighing. "I'm a cross between a golden Syrian hamster and a saluki of Egypt dog"
Rydia raised an eyebrow. "Why a cross..?"
"Well, dad's side is the wolf side of it where Rocco got his from and mum's side is the hamster side. I got a weird dog as mine instead of a wolf because of our grandma"
Rydia nodded, understand the whole concept of her species now. She grabbed her head in frustration and shook it. "Ugh, this school is going to be ridiculous!"
Rocco patted her back in sympathy. "At least you don't have to teach a bunch of fucktards"
A book went flying at his head and he dodged it, just barely. "What..?" He asked, offended.
Jen glared. "Fucktards..? Really?"
Rocco shrugged. Rydia grew tired and took the letter that had now been signed and said goodnight to everyone, knowing tomorrow would be packing day.
What on earth was happening with the world?
A/N: Don't blame me for this weird story, blame my mind that comes up with things like this XD
Here's the form for you to fill in:
Name:
Age:
Sexuality:
Occupation at HSI:
Breed (Ex. Dog, Cat, Deer, Snake):
Why you chose that animal:
Description of what they look like (Hybrids won't get their ears and tails until experimenting):
Personality:
Grade levels:
Friends and why:
Enemies and why:
Lover/mate and why (Read pairings before doing this):
Submissive or dominant:
Why you're submissive/dominant:
Thoughts on Rydia, Rocco and Nina (Whether you're friends with them or enemies or something else?)
Who's your teacher (Rocco, Mr Hanawanataki or Mrs Crabby):
Fears/Weaknesses:
Likes/Strengths:
Anything else:
I know it's a long form but the better your character is described, the more chance I'll pick them. Also, this chapter's not too long but I promise, the rest of the chapters will get longer :3
Yeah, the weirdest idea ever…
But hey, maybe you'll end up liking it XD
Remember to review and let me know what you think! :D