AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey guys, sorry it's been a while, I've been kinda busy. Anyway, I went to a fair a couple of weeks ago and it sparked this idea in my head.
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Saturday, September 24
I arrived at this state fair at precisely 9:42 P.M. I went to observe, and to get evidence. I got plenty. I had
to pay nine dollars just to enter the grounds. I could have easily jumped the gate or slipped by,
but I didn't want to cause any suspicion. Drunks stumbled about every turn, crashing into other people
as they went, usually ending in them vomiting. Mainly because of the food here. I went and surveyed
many of the food stands. Most selling all most anything deep-fried. Illuminati. They made these foods
for people to either detest or enjoy. The people who detest said foods may either try their best to forget
them or look up why they exist, as much of this un-educated population does, giving the Illuminati more
time to collect DNA from the un-expecting Googler's keyboard. Giving another reason to why I wear
gloves. The people who do eat these foods suffer bad health, and will eventually end up in a hospital.
Where the Illuminati can learn medical records, birth dates, and more. Every game stand was over-
priced and nearly impossible. Some, where impossible. I knew how to win every game that could be
won, but had no reason to. I have no reason to own an over-sized stuffed animal or pop-culture
icon. Possibly a gift for Helena. Helena. I am meeting her after this observation. But I won't be getting
into that. Every ride was functional, but very rickety and dangerous. The odds of an accident are low, but
still very possible. The rides and other attractions were spaced far away from each other. Illuminati. All
the walking almost assured that shoelaces would become loose or un-tied, thus making people re-tie
their shoes. Aglets. The Illuminati's most inconspicuous tool. Extracting DNA and other personal
information, just through small plastic tips on the ends of shoelaces. Sinister. I didn't buy anything,
obviously because I didn't want to. I heard a very loud heavy metal band in the distance, but I paid no
attention to it. I detest that music. I had everything I needed, so I exited the fair and removed my mask
from my belt and put it on. I went back to the city to meet up with Helena, or Huntress at the moment.
Analysis: State Fair: Covered in Illuminati.
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