So, yeah, I know this has been done SO MANY TIMES, but I just couldn't help it. XD Because the story got taken down I knew that the only way I could voice my (horribly immature) comments about it was by making a commentary fic, I thought "Fuck it, I'm making the fucking commentary".

-WARNING: TARA GILESBIE HAS THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR OF A 4 YEAR OLD HYPED UP ON TOO MANY JOINTS AND TOO MUCH WHISKY! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!-

And about the genres. Obviously it's Parody, and as for tragedy… It's a tragedy that this story was even wrote in the first place.

And now for the commentary.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Yeah, honey, that doesn't make you 'goffik'. What the fuck is 'goffik' anyways? 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Homophobe… raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! Yeah, you sound TOTALLY depressed. *eyeroll*

YAY! With all these X's it must be porn, right? :D

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way How I saw this: Blah blah blah blah Way. Wtf is the 'Way' for? and I have long ebony black Ebony and Black are the same things. hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid Wow, for your 'deprezzed goffik' char to have something LIMPID… XD tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie Incest: The choice of the posers.. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) I seriously thought you were prep for a second. Thanks for clarifying. and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets Wow… something NOT black *eyeroll* and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining How the FUCK does it snow and rain at the same time? Can somebody tell me please? XD so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Well now, we're just a bundle of sunshine, aren't we?

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! And I'm… disgusted!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. I bet the Devil's enjoying the change in weather.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

WTF? There was all these damn X's and not a single bit of porn. . I'm disappointed.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! AGAIN with the obscure Final Fantasy reference? *fails*