Hey, what's going on, guys? I'm GoldAlpha and I write lemons. More recently, I finished every How To Train Your Dragon show, short, special, and movie, including the original Cartoon Network series. With this extensive knowledge of dragons and Vikings, I shall prepare good, classy lemon stories. I say stories because I try not to focus on the smut, but the story surrounding it.

I love Hiccup and Astrid, and can imagine the awkward, dorky dynamic their sex life would have, so I decided to make this lemon short story request. If it hasn't been obvious, this whole thing will be Hiccstrid based and can be based in the time of the movies, shorts, and shows, or in modern AU (I really like the college ones I've read and I can relate because I am in fact currently pursuing a piece of paper to qualify me for a half decent job this this United States of America).

So, now to the point. I leave the direction of these short stories to you good people. PLEASE GIVE ME AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE. I need to know things like if the story you want is based around a particular moment in the series, if Hiccup and Astrid are married, dating, friends with benefits, or if the moment just happened, the general feeling or mood of the story, if it is an AU or not, where they are, how far they go with each other, what causes the moment to start, and whatever else you can think of to help me out. Think for a few minutes, if you will, to wrack up an idea or two. But before you do, let me lay down a few rules.

1. I don't write rape stories, at least not anymore. (I know people who have been and I don't think it's hot or sexy or even acceptable)

2. No outlandish ideas involving things such as tentacles or blob monsters. Your anime fantasies are of no interest to me.

3. No requests to specifically mention that the characters are underage. I won't mention the age in probably all of these unless it's important for some reason, so think what you will. I ain't trying to encourage pedophilia though.

4. If you suggest Hiccup and Astrid should have a threesome with another character, I can do that, but I'll be picky about the situation and why both of them are okay with it.

5. Please be respectful towards each other's ideas. If you see someone with a bomb-ass idea in the reviews, just mention that you like the idea. I'll be more likely to pick those.

Now that you've read those totally legitimate legal documents, think up your request. As I said earlier, I'd appreciate as much detail as you can give me about the time period, what relationship Hiccup and Astrid are in at the begging of the story and by the end, how they found themselves in this situation, what overall mood the story should have, etc. PM me or write your requests in the Reviews, and I'll see you all soon.

-GoldAlpha