I limped into the bunker, tired and worn out from the battle. I was sent to the front lines for an un-explained reason. I just barely made it out alive. I took out as many as I could but thankfully Master Chief stepped in.
One of the guys took one look at me and called over to the medics. "Medics! We got another one!" I felt the medics doing their job quickly. But my curiosity got ahold of me. "Another what?"
The man looked at me seriously. "Tell me kid, did you make ANY negative remarks about the chief or his AI?" I looked confused. "Well no, I joked with him a bit though." The man sighed. "You poor soul, your lucky to be alive you know that?"
I frowned under my helmet. "Whys that?" "Because you were transferred BYE Cheif's AI." What.
"I w-was WHAT?'' "Yeah, your one of the lucky ones I'd reckon. Not many survive something like that. But if they do they normally don't live. I'd say you'd be the first to survive that long but...I'm afraid there's some bad news.."
I sighed. "What could be worse." "Your going to become retarded." This time I SWORE I heard him wrong. "Excuse me?"
The man nodded. "Something's messing with your brain and we can't stop it. We don't know how it will affect you or how long..."
I was shaken, then as if activated bye some trigger, I felt stupider. "N-no! No I won't! I can't!" The man looked guilty. "I'm sorry son. But we can't help."
"N-no! My memories! M-my beautiful wife! Oh god where am I?! Why am I here?! What's going on?! My name..Wait I remember!"
"I am Michael J. Caboose! I am Michael J. Caboose! I am Michael J. Caboose! I am-" He was knocked out bye the medic.
"What do we do with him now sir?" "The only thing we can do. Reassign him...to Blood Gulch..."
Disclaimer/Author's note: I do not own any characters of the Red vs Blue or Halo franchise.
Caboose belongs to RvB and The Chief and Cortana belong to Microsoft.
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