(Disclaimer: I clearly do not own Rosario + Vampire or Half-Life. They belong to their original owners. Now sit back and relax, you are about to read for your enjoyment...)
Location: Black Mesa, New Mexico
Date: May 16, 200X
Names of Lab Students:
Tsukune Aono; Male
Moka Akashiya; Female
Kurumu Kurono; Female
Yukari Sendo; Female
Mizore Shirayuki; Female
Positions: Lab Observers
Assignment: Anomalous Materials Laboratory
...Clearance: Level 3...
"Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System..." One of the robotic yet female-like announcement system came on. The area we are seeing is a train, consisting of our favorite newspaper gang. Moka and Tsukune were looking out at the scenery, a huge area so big.
"Man... This place is pretty huge, little on the outside, but big on the inside." said by the ordinary high school student named Tsukune. Who is the only human in the group.
Well.. supposed to be one... "It is big, lots of construction around." Said by one of the beautiful women named Moka. Happy to be with her friends on this trip. She was always considered to be the sweetest in the group, at least her Outer personality.
"I can't believe we traveled all the way to America just to go here. Why couldn't we just go to somewhere else that's fun instead of this place? It's looks so geeky." Said by the hottest and with the bigger breasts in the group. Kurumu, The reason why she was here was because of Tsukune. Her so called destined one.
The newspaper gang was invited as Lab observers, since Yukari had some pretty good grades, and even had a personal interest in portal technology. She eventually got an invitation from the Administrator. Now knowing why the gang got here in the first place.
"The time is 8:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated high of 105. The Black Mesa Compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times."
The announcement system came on notifying our passengers. "68 degrees isn't so bad...Unlike outside.."
Said by the snow stalker named Mizore, like Kurumu, She's only here for Tsukune, aka her future husband...
"This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the central transit hub in Area 9 and board a high-security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high-security branch of the transit system."
Yet another announcement, which was starting to get on Kurumu's nerves. "Looks like someone can't handle being in a train." Yukari said, giggling and laughing all up messing with the succubus. "Just shut up Yukari.."
"Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa Compound, no smoking, eating or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa transit system. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times."
"ARRGHH! Shut her up!"
The gang reached to their stopping point. "Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you and have a very safe and productive day."
The train automatically opened the door, plus ending the announcement tour,
leaving an angry Kurumu during the ride.
"I thought she would never shut up, it's a good thing were here." Kurumu said, feeling a bit relieved since she won't have to hear that system again. All of the group went up to the Sector C gate. Wondering how they were to go in. "Hello, can anybody hear us?" Tsukune looked closely at the main gate, then a hidden camera popped out in front of the gang, making Tsukune flinch at the second.
"Halt! Who dares enter the gate without my permission?" A deep british like voice came out of the camera. Almost sounding like a voice modifier.
"Hey buddy, let us in or we'll bust it for ourselves!" Said by Kurumu.
"Kurumu!" Tsukune and Moka cried out, thinking that they can all get in trouble for threatening a member of Black Mesa. Then Yukari walked towards the talking camera. Pulling out a piece of paper out of nowhere. Revealing the invitation.
"Hmmm? Ahh yes, those sheets... Very well, you may all come in."
Once the voice turned off, the camera went back to its hidden spot. The gate began to open, revealing yet another gate. Letting all of the gang sigh. Don't worry newspaper gang, as the gate opened once again to show us an office. Around the officer were scientists walking around the area, doing what scientists do best.
The newspaper gang were all amazed at their surroundings except for Kurumu and Mizore, they still weren't interested in Black Mesa. Some scientists started to stare at the gang's reaction towards Sector C.
"Meh, still looks boring.." Kurumu said. "Of course, always expected from a slut that doesn't know anything about science..." Yukari said, smiling.
"What's that suppose to mean!?" Now enraged, Kurumu yells out. "I'm not stupid or anything, I'm just not into this kind of stuff..." She explained, having her arms crossed.
"Come on guys, let's not start an argument in front of people." Tsukune said. Moka giving out a nod, then a simple "I agree with Tsukune."
"*sigh* Fine let's just end it" Kurumu decided to end the conversations, not wanting to start World Drama War II all over again.. What was now in front of the gang was a security guard, who was doing deskwork. The gang took a few steps to present themselves to the guard. The guard looked up to see four females and one male.
He definitely knew why they were here, oh yes...
"You must be the lab observers, am I right?" The guard asked.
"Yes.. Sir." Tsukune said, thinking that he should do the talking to humans, besides he is human... I think...
"Alright, until you're ready to meet with the boss you can have a look around. Just don't bother with the staff or mess with anything."
"Don't worry, we won't mess with anyone... or anything." Said by Moka. Once the guard received Moka's reply he quickly went back to his paperwork...
"Yahoo-Hoo! Come on Tsukune, let's go have some private time together!" Kurumu said.
"Hold it Kurumu! You can't just take Tsukune away." Moka said, thinking the succubus might do something to Tsukune.
"She's right, can't we just all be together? That way it's fair for all of us." Said by Tsukune, tired to be chewed on over jealously. Surprisingly, all of the females agreed to share for today. No really, this never happened in the actual anime at all.
"Then it's settled. We all stick together.. No exceptions" Tsukune said. All of the females groaned even, Moka, disappointed that they won't have spare time with Tsukune all alone.
"So where to?"
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