Disclaimer:I don't own X-Men:Evolution, just myself (Molly Callum-and that's not my real name),
and any original characters/background characters that might pop up from time to time.
"Up late _again_?" Kurt said as Molly was the last person to drag herself into the kitchen for breakfast.
She looked awful, with bags under her eyes and a weary look on her face. Her shirt was inside out and she had no clue. Molly yawned, stretching, "Uh-huh. Internet, playing on the computer. Tired. Is there coffee?"
"Yeah, but you might want to go back and turn your shirt right side out first," Kurt said quietly.
"Huh?" Molly looked down, then put a hand to her face, "Aw, man! Be right back!" She ran to the bathroom and came back moments later dressed properly. "Thanks Kurt," She smiled.
"No problem," Kurt smiled back handing her coffee.
Molly took a sip and made a disgusted face. "Needs more sugar," She grabbed a ton of sugar packets and started opening them one by one into the coffee.
Everyone in the kitchen just stared. "What?" Molly said, "I don't like bitter things."
"Just take it easy. The last thing we need is a bunny on a sugar rush," Ray said.
"Pfft. Sugar rush. I'm 18 not five, I can handle it," Molly rolled her eyes.
Ten minutes later they learned that she was wrong. Dead wrong. Emphasis on dead.
"Sugarsugarsugarsugarsugar-SUGAR!!"Molly said as she jumped up and down in the kitchen.
"You went through the living room, five bedrooms, the library and you managed to destroy two lamps, three vases and somehow a table," Kurt stared at her in disbelief, "All as a bunny!"
Molly sat in a chair, still fidgeting with a big smile on her face, "Aw, but I didn't do it on purpose. I'm just a cute little bunny rabbit!"
Most of the students were exhausted after chasing Molly around the school, so it was only Kurt, Molly, Remy and Logan in the kitchen after luring her in there with a cupcake. She'd since turned back to human and calmed down, but only a little.
Logan glared at Molly who was still grinning and fidgeting like a little kid.
"It's not cute and if it were me--STOP SMILING!--I would've grounded you on the spot."
Xavier had only let her off with a warning and a limit on sugar packets.
Remy reached out and pat Molly on the head, "Petite didn't mean to destroy half the house, she just got a little hyperactive. Nobody knew it would happen. She's a good kid."
Molly turned back into a brown rabbit. Remy picked her up, setting her on the table to scratch behind her ears.
Molly's rabbit foot thumped against the table just a bit.
"Well since you feel that way, until she calms down you get to keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't wreck anything else," Logan said as he got up to leave.
"Us?! Why us?" Kurt asked.
"You gave her the coffee in the first place, and because Gumbo there looks like the only one who can keep her calm," Logan pointed at Remy who was now scratching behind a human Molly's ears. Her foot was still thumping. Remy--looking a mixture of disturbed and embarrassed--quickly pulled his hand away.
"Mmmmh. Don't stop. Feels good," Molly said looking serene.
"Molly you're not a bunny now. And you're laying on the table," Kurt pointed out.
"Sleepy..." She murmured as she closed her eyes and seemed to fall back to sleep.
"Poor thing is exhausted," Remy looked sympathetically at Molly.
"Well yeah. She destroyed half the house!" Kurt exclaimed.
"I didn't mean that. She stayed up too late. We'll let her take a nap and she'll get the sugar out of her system," Remy saw that Molly was a bunny again. Picking her up, He walked along with Kurt up to her room.
They'd just come to the top of the stairs when Molly bolted from Remy's arms.
"Hey!" He cried as Molly ran off.
"Oh great! We are so dead!" Kurt started running.
"Uh, hello, you're the one that can teleport," Remy said in an annoyed tone.
Kurt smacked himself on the forehead.
BAMF!
He appeared in front of Molly.
Molly skidded in a circle and ran around Kurt. He lunged, but missed. He fell into the carpet face first.
Remy caught up to him, "This is not going to be easy. We're dealing with a bunny with human intelligence."
"Yes, and she's getting away," Kurt said as he pointed to Molly who was still running down the hallway.
"Let's just follow her and see where she goes," Remy said.
Kurt shrugged. They calmly followed Molly all the way to her room where she demorphed and went to bed to take a nap.
Kurt let out a sigh of relief. "Great. Now we won't get in any trouble."
The two of them walked down the hallway after Kurt closed the door to Molly's room.
"She sure is a handful sometimes. I mean, she's nice, very nice, but sometimes she acts a little screwy. Kind of a ditz, you know?" Remy said conversationally.
Kurt looked surprised, "I wouldn't call her that. She might get upset.
And that's not a nice thing to say. She's supposed to be your friend."
Remy smiled, "Oh, I get it. You like her."
Kurt blushed, "No! That's silly. I already have a girlfriend.
Molly and I are just friends. I don't like her."
"You don't like her? She's sweet, pretty decent looking, and she's got a body to beat the band and you don't like her? You guys hang out all the time. Plus you're blushing," Remy pointed out.
"I'm blushing because you're embarrassing Molly. By the sound of it, seems to me like you like her. You sure do notice an awful lot about her," Kurt retorted.
"Me? Naw. She's a nice kid, but not my kind of girl," Remy said.
"She's not a kid, you know that. And anyway, if it gets back to her that you called her a ditz, she's really not gonna like that. Might try and get you back," Kurt said.
Remy laughed. "Get me back? Like beat me up? She's, like, what, five feet tall?
Plus she's clumsy. And not very coordinated. Yeah, Petite is gonna beat me up.
Sure."
"Now you're just being mean," Kurt frowned.
"Oh, yeah. You definitely like her," Remy smirked.
"I don't like her! Ask anyone!" Kurt exclaimed.
Remy looked around. Surprisingly the hallway was empty.
"Hmm. No one around to ask. Pity," Remy shrugged.
"I'll show you. She doesn't. She can't!" Kurt teleported away.
Remy laughed to himself, "Beat me up. Right."