A/N: I know I'll get a rating of 5.00 or below, but I don't care!! Hope ya give it something other than a rating of 1-7. Although you probably will...
(6:59PM, May 8, 1945)
(Hitler): ACH! Nooo!! We surrender!!
(British Person): You SURRENDER?
(Hitler): Yes! Yes! Whatever!
(British people do a little dance)
(British People): YAY! We won! We're the best! Hooray!
(Prime Minister): Now come on. We're going to miss The Simpsons!
Don't you wish the war with the Yeerks was that easy? How can ya tell? Don't know? Well, let's look at a few examples.
EXAMPLE 1
(Animorphs): We surrender!!
(Yeerks): What?
(Animorphs): WE SURRENDER!!
(Yeerks): And?
(Animorphs): We bow down to your superior intelligence and good looks!
(Yeerks): Good looks? Ergh. We're slugs. How could SLUGS ever be good-looking?
(Animorphs): Well, anyway, WE SURRENDER!!!
(Yeerks): You surrender? Good.
(Yeerk to other Yeerk): Now let's go and terrorize some other planet.
(Animorphs): Yay! We won!
(Yeerks): Won what?
(Animorphs): The war, of course.
(Yeerks): What war? We were just trying to order some donuts.
(Animorphs): Then why did you infest people?
(Yeerks): What human would sell donuts to a slug?
(Animorphs): Oh crap. You mean we risked our butts over SOME DONUTS?
(Yeerks): Well, to put it in a word, yes. (pauses) And by the way, you didn't win.
(Animorphs): Yes we did.
(Yeerks): Well, technically, w you DID win. But we won, cuz ya surrendered.
(Animorphs): D'oh!
Didn't like that one? Well, of course you didn't. It had a touch of my usual silliness, and I forgot EVERYONE HATES MY SILLINESS! Plus if that happened, it'd probably prove that the Animorphs were about as stupid as you can get. FIGHTING OVER DONUTS? Let's try another one. Okay.
EXAMPLE 2
(Animorphs): We surrender.
(Yeerks): You surrender?
(Animorphs): YES!!
(Yeerks): Well, good. Now we will be able to take over THE WORLD! MUAHAHA!!
Okay, maybe that wasn't really the best solution. I think the Animorphs are better off by not surrendering, if you know what I mean.
Answering the name of this fic, Don't You Wish It Was That Easy?, I don't. WE WANT MORE BOOKS!!
THE END!
A/N: Short, and silly. I figured you don't like them that way, but WHAT THE HELL! I can do whatever I want! My screen name is now Blue Hiney, the name like that red guy called Red Hiney on I Am Weasel. And thanks for the positive comments on my other fics.^
^=sarcasm