Stealing, Peaking, and Red Lipstick
James Potter crept into Filch's office slowly hoping yet again to steal some random object from the old man's possession. Even though he was only a third year he had stolen more stuff out of Filch's office than most seventh years ever would; he took great pride in this and vowed to continue to do as he pleased. As he opened the door he heard noise that sounded like someone moaning, he peered in the door and saw Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy doing the dirty.
"Oh dear lord" he spoke softly to himself, "I should have check the map before I had come." He prayed that they didn't notice him, but Narcissa being as observant as saw his round hazel eyes staring in curiously.
"Lucius I think we have a visitor." James watched with intrigue as they untangled themselves from each other, but then with horror as Lucius walked straight to the door and pulled it open.
"What do you want boy" he said in an aristocratic sneer. James gulped and tried to say something, but Narcissa butted in.
"You go back to the common room honey I'll take care of him." James watched as Lucius nodded and then gave him another glare; Lucius didn't appreciate being interrupted by a stupid Gryffindor. As he walked away Narcissa grabbed James' tie and pulled him into the depths off Filch's office for his punishment.
Sirius watched the map carefully as people walked around Hogwarts. He knew that Professor Slughorn was having tea with Lily Evans in his office, and he also knew that Peter was sneaking through the kitchens looking for something to eat. He unfolded the map all the way and noticed Lucius Malfoy walking down the third floor corridor; something quite unusual for Malfoy because he was normally near the dungeons. Sirius traced Lucius' steps back to Filch's office where his cousin Narcissa was, the only thing was is that her name was nearly top of another one he knew quite well; James Potter.
James stumbled back as Narcissa planted a kiss on his cheek. He could feel the lipstick leave a mark as Narcissa pulled away and started to study him.
"Your a good looking boy I don't think you want to be in trouble with Lucius; right?" James nodded and Narcissa continued to talk. "Now you run along and not a word of this to anyone." James again nodded like an obiedent dog and turned to the door. He opened the door just as Sirius, on the other side, reached for the handle.
"What the bloody hell is going on?" Sirius shouted at James quickly; he was alarmed by the red lipstick on James' cheek and the state of his tie. James just stared at him still overwhelmed by Narcissa's kiss.
"Nothing Sirius I was just-", before he could say anything else Narcissa walked outside fixing her hair.
"He was having a word with me Sirius now run along and don't tell my parents of this." Sirius rolled his eyes and Narcissa walked down the corridor with her usual regal strut; Sirius called it the Black family strut, a strut that showed just how conceded every member of his family was.
"Mate are you ok?" Sirius asked James as they walked towards the Gryffindor common room.
"I'm fine Sirius honest" James said in his dream like stupor. As they made their way closer to the common room Sirius silently cursed himself for having such good looking cousins.
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