Hi this is my first _x reader so it will be a one shot (sorry if it's actually good and you want me to continue) ~BEE KIND~
LETTUCE GO TO THE STORY~~! (Dave is BAEE)
[Your Name] wakes up on Dave's bed not knowing how you got there. Slightly confused you get up and smell smoke. Naturally you flip the fuck out and run into the kitchen to see Dave Strider trying his best to cook. He noticed you and waved with a spatula in hand.
"Hey [Your Name]," Dave said slightly smiling at [Your Name]'s shocked face.
"Yea, Hey ummmm just wondering, WHO IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK LET YOU COOK?!" she asked trying to be as casual as possible ((nailed it XD)). Dave just pointed to the person passed out on the ground presumably drunk on expired apple juice…Dirk. [Your Name] takes the burning spatula and hits Dirk on the head. That wakes him up enough to give you a thumbs up and points to the cabinet labelled: CONDOMS, he winks. Dumbfounded [Your Name] goes back to worrying about the lack of edible food being served.
" I get this is supposed to be a 'romantic gesture' but seriously you need to put the pancake batter down and back away from the stove." [Your Name] wields a conveniently placed banana and motions Dave to back up. She steals the spatula from Dave who is still trying to process what just happened.
~ 5 WELL COOKED PANCAKES LATER ~
"All you could've said was 'hey strider babe, stop making crap on the stove'," Dave said jokingly.
"If I did you wouldn't said something along the lines of 'Pssh, I am only ironically cooking' or 'well you should've gotten up earlier' oh and by the way HOW AM I HERE AND NOT IN MY HOME!" Dave laughs a bit then responds," We were having a movie night and you ate all the popcorn and drank all the apple juice, so I decided to not lose my cool and locked all of the apple juice in my room THEN being the idiot you are, you picked the lock and knocked yourself out by running into the unopened door thinking it was open." He quickly added "I called you an idiot with all the love in my heart." He gave [Your Name] a peck on the lips then handed you the sacred apple juice.
"I love you babe," he says as you guys are cuddling on the couch to finally finish that movie. [Your Name] responds by giving Dave a passionate kiss.
I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! I KNOW IT WAS FILLED WITH FLUFF BUT ONE DAY YOU AND YOUR DAVE WILL DO THIS AND YOU WILL BE THE HAPPIEST FANGIRL ALIVE YAY ~( ^ w ^ )~ MY MOM JUST TOLD ME SHE WISHED I PUT THIS MUCH EFFORT INTO MY APPLICATION FOR SCHOOL 3