Disclaimer : Naruto and the other characters are not mine.

Warning : SasuNaru. Shonen-ai. Hints of GaaLee, NejiHina, and ShikaIno later on.

The Marriage of Uzumaki Naruto

By Misaki Sakura

Chapter 1 : I'm Married!

Dear Diary,

It's not supposed to be like this. It's not! So many times I've told myself that but I still can't believe that somehow fate hates me. Of course it does when these whole stupid things are happening to me! I know I'm stupid and reckless and hot-headed and never think before doing anything but I've never thought it'd turn out like this. Maybe Sasuke is right (not that I will tell him that). I am an idiot and even now when I can prove that Sasuke is not soooooooo perfect, I'll only look stupider.

You must be laughing at me right now, right? Well, I'll let you do that for once because I know I deserve it. You see, it all started yesterday. I was so happy because I was appointed to be a Hokage 'cause Tsunade-baachan decided to concentrate on her casino. And around that time too that stupid teme became the ANBU captain. After his return, the village has somewhat accepted him once more and he gains their trust without too much effort. I hate him sometimes. If I did half of what he did, the whole village would be out for my blood right now. Damn that Uchiha! Not that I'm not happy with him returning and all, I brought him back, but not because I care about him or anything …

Anyway, after the celebration with our friends, I decided to have one or two bowls of ramen … okay, make that ten. No celebration without ramen. The Uchiha followed me silently no matter how many times I've told him to just go home and live me alone! Humph!

He offered to buy me ramen after I told him to go about the fifteenth time so I let him follow me. I should've realized that something was wrong. I mean, we're talking about the ice prince of Konoha here. Uchiha Sasuke never treat anyone ramen, including me. Especially me. First sign to destruction.

Apparently the Ichiraku was closed. Not because it's passed the working time but for no apparent reason. Well, let's just say that I jumped into a false assumption that it's closed forever. Second sign. I wailed … literally. An old lady hit me with a bucket for being noisy, she tried to because Sasuke caught it just in time.

Anyway, I don't remember what we did later. Not specifically, but I do remember drinking … much. Hey, I was devastated. I thought I'd be put off my ramen for good. I looooooooove ramen so like most people who throw themselves into drinking when they lose what's precious thing, I did too, for my ramen.

Later, I was drunk. Can you get drunk when you drink 7-Up too much? I drank about ten cans, I tried to make up for those bowls of ramen. Really, can you get drunk because of soda? I think I passed out because I don't remember anything after that. I woke up this morning and everything went great until lunch time.

But fate proves that it hates me. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Because at lunch, Tsunade-baachan made an announcement that the Rokudaime (me, of course, he he he), was married! I jumped out of my chair while my friends stared at me with shock in their eyes. Hell, I'm shock too! Of course, I saw a smirk made its appearance on Sasuke's face but I shrugged it off, I mean I thought he was just laughing at me. Then Tsunade said something that made me almost fainted on the spot.

HOW CAN I BE MARRIED TO UCHIHA SASUKE!

TBC

Weee! A new fanfiction! I like SasuNaru. They're so cute together! I also like fanfictions when Naruto is a Hokage so I try making one. I'll try to make this funny. This is my second attempt in making Naruto fanfiction so please read and review! I promise the next chapter will be longer than this one.