Author's notes:
Hello there, I try to write fics
but I also like variations of songs, if you wanna hear the real song,
it's by blink182, please nintendo, DON'T SUE ME! I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS!!!
it's pretty much about all behind the scenes Mario-ness-ness
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I never thought, my games would end
After 64 it was around the bend
I started counting up my money every day
No wonder I only had 958 (don't say nine hundred fity eight dollars, just say nine fifty eight!)
They took their time, on the graphics
Then they gave me an extra bonus just for kicks
I was to rich, to move on
I'd be sorry when I was gone

(guitar solo)

My series all started, that glorious day
1983 held such better days
Days when my games were still alive
We couldn't wait to sell-out, bye!
64 was good, but the producers smoked
The games was over, I was broke
I put my career, up on the rack
Going back to living in that weird old shack

(guitar solo)

I never thought, the real toad would die
He was replaced by some weird poor guy
He looked like him, but he smoked weed
Once he thought he was living on the planet of Theed
And Peach went deaf, she had to be dubbed
Then Luigi went crazy and he was clubbed
It was then and there, on that day
Wario admitted that he was gay

(guitar solo)

My series all started, that glorious day
1992 held such better days
Days when my games were still alive
We couldn't wait to sell-out, bye!
64 was good, but the producers smoked
The games was over, I was broke
I put my career, up on the rack
Going back to living in that weird old shack

(guitar/piano solo)


My series all started, that glorious day
1992 held such better days
Days when my games were still alive
We couldn't wait to sell-out, bye!
64 was good, but the producers smoked
The games was over, I was broke
I put my career, up on the rack
Going back to living in that weird old shack

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