Here at Degrassi High for the Performing Arts we sure do have a lot of fun. Oh, you don't know me? Well let me introduce myself. My name is Drake, and I'm a famous rapper. I also happen to be Jimmy's evil twin who actually put him in the wheelchair secretly because he was a better hip hop dancer than me, and I was destined to be the famous one. Haha, what can I say. I'm an evil twin for a reason.
Anywho, back to my story. Where was I? Ahh yes.
So I was just chillin' at school with my nig'az Kanye, Eminem, Jason Derulo, Jeezy, Wheezy, Deezy, and Sleezy (aka Holly J) when Eli comes around asking me if I have a condom because he was about to bone some chick in the dumpster.
I looked in my wallet, and I only had one left. The first condom I ever received, a present from my father who died horrifically while choking on a condom.
Eli said, rushing me, "Come on Dreezy, I need that weeny sleevey!"
I looked at him, then back at the condom. I whispered, "Baby, you;re my everything. You're all I ever wanted. But you could do it real big, bigger than WE ever done it." And I gave it a quick kiss on the cheek, and placed him delicately in Eli's hand.
Eli didn't even wait to get back to that smelly ass dumpster where he was going to stick his giant fucking penis into this poor girl's stinky, hairy, dried out pussy. He dropped his pants and stuck the condom on his monster cock and skipped away to the dumpster.
A single tear rolled down my cheek as I saw the condom wave goodbye. But I knew he was in a better place now; that dumpster girl's black, crusty, rusty old snatch.
I turned back to my homeys and they all pounded my fist, took turns pounding my ass, then we left, off to do some black people stuff.
Haha, like I said, some crazy shit happens at Degrassi y'all. If you don't stick around a while, you might miss it.