Please read my A/N at the end of the story!
DISCLAIMER: The characters belong to Tamora Pierce, and the plot belongs to no one, since it's a folk tale. So basically I own nothing. If I did own the characters, why would I be on the Tamora Pierce fanfic board, anyway?
Cinderalanna: The Tortallan Cinderella
Alanna: [wakes up] Where am I?
Author: You are in the home of your wicked stepsisters and stepmother.
Alanna: My WHO?
Author: Just play along!
Alanna: Oooh kayyyy...[walks downstairs]
Duke Gareth: MUAHAHAHA! I am your wicked stepmother!
Alanna: Duke Gareth? Why are you wearing that ugly wig and a dress?
Duke Gareth: What wig? I am your wicked stepmother, and this is my own hair! And I'm female, so I should wear a dress! And my name is DUCHESS GARETHA!
Alanna: But why are you an evil guy, er, girl? I always liked you when I was a page!
Duke Garetha: YOU DARE CALL YOUR STEPMOTHER EVIL? I shall give you PUNISHMENT WORK! MUAHAHAHA!
Alanna: Oh, I get it.
Roger: [walks into the room, also wearing a wig and dress] MUAHAHAHA! I am your wicked stepsister!
Alanna: Roger? I killed you! And what's with all the muahaha-ing?
Roger: I am not Roger, I am Rogerina! Why shouldn't I muahaha? I'm EVIL! MUAHAHAHA! And I have come back to life because the almighty author brought me back to life! MUAHAHAHA!
Alanna: This is getting weird...
Ralon: [walks in, and guess what he's wearing] MUAHAHAHA! I am your OTHER wicked stepsister!
Alanna:[faints from the sight of Ralon in a dress]
Rogerina: [dumps water on Alanna] I always wanted to do that...
Alanna: [wakes up]
Duchess Garetha: For sleeping on the job, I shall give you PUNISHMENT WORK! MUAHAHAHA!
Alanna: [groans] Oh MAN...
Duchess Garetha: For complaining, I'll give you MORE PUNISHMENT WORK! MUAHAHAHA! Now go clean the floor!
Alanna: I challenge you to a duel on the grounds that I'm sick of your muahaha-ing!
Duchess Garetha: The almighty author was afraid you might do that and ruin her story, so she took your sword away! MUAHAHAHA!
Alanna: NOOOO! I don't like this author person!
Ralon: That's ALMIGHTY author person to you, Cinderalanna!
Alanna: I'm ALANNA, Ralon.
Ralon: In this story you are CINDERalanna, and I am Ralonetta.
Cinderalanna: NO! Where it used to say Alanna: it says Cinderalanna:!
Ralonetta: That happens after you tell your name in the story. See, mine used to be Ralon, now it's Ralonetta.
Cinderalanna: But why did you put the Cinder in my name?
Rogerina: Because every morning we throw cinders from the fire on you, so you look like our maid, not our abused stepsister!
Cinderalanna: [gets cinders thrown at her] Now I'm all gross and dirty! How am I supposed to clean the floor? It'll get dirty from me kneeling on it!
Duke Garetha: You just have to clean it twice, once to get the dirt off and another time to get the cinders off!
Cinderalanna: This is going to be a long day...
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A/N: So, what do you think? It's my first fic, so if you don't like it, please be nice about it. I know they're all acting a little out of character, but it's supposed to be a parody, so it's going to be that way. Please review!