Brotherly love Seeshomaru was glaring at Inu yasha with a mad look. Inu yasha was wetting his pants with a scared look.

"brother." Said Seshomaru "I despise of you. I want to beat your non- existent brain out stupid ears"

"Seeshomaru can we please avoid conflict for now? I have a date with Kikyo and she tends to drag me down to hell"

"is that all?" asked seeshomaru.

"Well I need to go to the bathroom"

"O.O"

"Seeshomaru?" Inu yasha asked

"What?"

"do you really have 1,234,567,890,987,654,321 fan girls?"

"piss off!"

"Seeshomaru?" Inu Yasha asked.

"What?"

"Why do you hate so?"

"Why?! You ask Why?!"

"Yeah"

"Fine! I'll tell you why!"

Suddenly! Jaken came out of nowhere and almost fell off a cliff!

"M'lord!" cried jaken

"What?!"

"jerry springer is on!" Jaken cried "and they say it's a new special super duper episode! Hurry!"

To be continued.....